Lukas Holmes

She was hilarious as always, but I was glad she took the direction of only being sexual with former-students. For a minute I thought she was going to be a super sexualized sub. But in terms of a Ms. Chips/ Listler crossover with! That would be amazing.

Yikes. Not sure I'm sold on this new character of Lauren's, but she plays the line perfectly.

That line got to me too. Just the way he said 'b-hole' felt so crude and perfect.

I've listented to only this Time Bobby and the 2nd and the 3rd and all of the 1st, but to me for me I would rank them as 4,3,nose, 1. Oh, you guys are only on the third one? In the future the fourth one is best. You'll enjoy it. (the ending of this one nearly stabbed me to death with laughter)

Perhaps the second most insane ep ever. So many, many moments and lines and insanity.

I feel like a monster, but as a father of three children (all 4 and under) all I could think of as they talked about the airline thing was 'You know, let's not just throw away all of these ideas as satire. I mean, I'm not stoked about wrapping my baby in plastic or he being fired from a cannon....'

This is, maybe, the single most amazing story told on a podcast. The idea that they ran into each other at the White House and their first thought it, 'How can we force some podcast stuff into this situation?' I think sums up everything we need to know about who the two Scotts are outside of this world. Just amazing.

I am just now at the moment where the guest arrives and already he is one of my favorites with his 'Do you fuckbags always call people last minute to be on your show?' implication. Surly PB guests, always the best.

BTW, one of my favorite guy things happened in this one. The moment you guys were all trying to remember who the Jets picked up and then someone recalled it was Chris Brown, all four guys made these sort of gutteral sounds of agreement 'Yeah yeah...that...yeah...him...' and I just love it when that happens (listen for it the next time a group of guys are trying to remember a sports fact).

So I think you guys are talking about me with the stengoraphy. I used to work at a stenography school and the first day another young guy like me told me to make sure when they asked for voulnteers to do mock trials to sign up. The reason was because we had to read the transcripts of actual trials to the students to give them a feel for the court room and the stuff you read was just insane (because the staff/teachers would go through all the transcripts they brought in to find the crazy shit). My favorite one was a divorce where the testimony we read was about the husband cheating with an employee and the questions were all about the affair and, for some reason, her helping him hide some livestock he owned from his wife. So the questions would go from; "Tell me about what he said after he pulled out his penis.." to... "Now exactly when did you move the cows from the farm to the storage facility?"

Anyone else think PF is worried that the P. Francis trend is going to take off?

Totally agree. It has been a long time since I had to pause an episode and rewind it this much because I couldn't hear over my own laughter.

I thought I loved you before, but your response to the situation has elevated my esteem to a much higher level. You faced a hard situation, worked through it and didn't change who you are. You have my support for life.

I am so sad I can't listen to this one. As the son of a mother and father killed by cancer from tobacco products, I can't allow myself to support, even for one episode, something sponsored by tobacco. I love you Jake I see it's a one off deal in your comments above, but even one off is too much for me. Looking forward to listening again next week.

Penelope is my favorite new Maria Bamford character.

It's so much fun when you have any of them lose it like that because we feel like we're in on the joke with them. When they are able to crack each other up, what possible chance do we fans have? Love it.

While PFT's off-mic laughter gets a lot of attention on Comedy Bang Bang, is there is anything better than when something gets Besser rolling? Lauren seems to do it to him more than anyone else. His laugh when she mocked the 'oh hello' and then being told to 'explain' the t-shirt was great. I think I'm going to stop seeing my therapist and just start listening to all of these shows instead.

On behalf of everyone named Lucas, suck my balls.

Everything nathanw said! I had to listen to the intro four times. 'come on girl let's start the show!'

Ah. Well...they kind of do.

What was with the weird edit at the end of the podcast? A woman was asking a question of June, then there is a skip (the crowd is suddenly laughing) and they are talking about the helicopter. What got edited out? Great episode by the way.

Are you sure? I mean I know that's true too, but it sounded like he was saying something happened at the show the night before at the UCB.

I thought he mentioned something about the lawsuit causing problems 'even up to last night'. Did he ever explain that?

Best story about empathy ever. This one kid and his sister had weird milky skin, were poor, terrible clothes, smelled weird and I was standing pretty far behind him in line because I didn’t want to be seen near him. He said people hate him, but I still didn’t want to be his friend. Empathy.

Seriously, that dog/writers/Andy story was just beautiful.