Lukas Holmes

What is it about people referring to vampires as 'Draculas' that is so funny? As soon as Aaron said 'Draculas' I had to pause because I was already laughing too hard.

I get why you feel that way, because going into this episode I had the same fear. I really disliked her on that AF episode, so I was hesitant. But she seemed to be a bit more understanding of how she sounds in this one and Scott was the perfect foil for her. This time it felt less like she was trying to make people feel silly for being older, and more like she felt silly for not knowing more. It worked and I laughed pretty hard at all of their exchanges. I think maybe the earlier stuff was just her trying to find her voice and now I think she's got it.

Matt Besser is the single best salesman I have ever heard. I RUSHED to the Earwolf store to see everything he hyped up so much.

And is it breaking up at the same point each time for you too?

The part there Lauren tried to help Scott understand Dag's question, while Dag agreed with her but Scott was just trying to answer it, had me in tears. When she finally understood, 'Yes, I'm trying to provide the answer', oh Jesus, the way she starts laughing and apologizes out of character, made me so happy. Now, suck my anus....please.

One of the best of the year! Loved the enegry in studio. Seemed like the brothers were really feeding off of Eli.

One of the best countys ever. The timing was so perfect. I laughed harder than I ever have this year at '...being a....being a...' 'plus sized model.'

Did anyone else keep thinking Bill sounded like Nick Thune when he spoke?

All jokes aside, Nick has a serious freaking problem. That is WAY too much blacking out.

Just a silly thing but that one picture of Scott by himself, is the best photo I've yet seen of him. He should grab that and use it for a t-shirt he wears around in day to day life.

LOVED THIS! This reminded me of the early stuff of PB. A comedic guest comes in, they pick a topic (sort of), and just ramble about it. I am still not clear what the topic was supposed to be (animals aren't always totally stupid?) and loved how it just went off the rails to; Are husky dog races mean? Is this singing good? Cats at parties. Can you eat ANY animals with human hands? Dog escape artists (see also, shitting everywhere). My little outfits (see also, 'in my little suitcase'). Racoons. What a bunch of dicks. LOOOOOOVVVVVEEED IT!

I think I would have cared if Stallone rewrote my script and then demanded writing credit for my original novel as well. Because that is next level bonkers.

"This movie stars Cindy Crawford, so you know what that means..." the joy they all had in making this one is so contagious.

That Matty interview was just....the.....BEST!

I ran the numbers and you're right. I should have seen that.

Also, is Tiger Switch road Copperhead Road adjacent? We should ask Steve Earle.

For some reason, every single time the guys make the 'You might be a 'red-neck'' jokes, and mumble at the end, I laugh. Also, I guess I had a totally wrong impression of Cody. She's awesome. I think I may have thought she was also the lady who wrote 'Push'. I am terrble at everything.

What's up with the Dropkick Murphy's blast man? Booooooo!

If you liked this you may also like 1/3 of all comedy podcasts ever made as they feature mr f Tompkins.

Daredevil writer in movie theater; 'Oh Jesus guys, I just realized you guys were saying 'blind' and I was hearing 'deaf'. I am so, so sorry.

I am so glad Hayes called PFT on that almost not thanking him joint. I was five seconds away from giving up on all of you.

June is a gift to us all.

First, no one was wondering. Secondly, they may have messed that up, but they nailed that sick Great Gatsby final page reference. Give them mad props for that as you stretch out for that green light that says you won't lay with a divorced woman during her monthy's.

I feel like Leviticus Chapter is going to go super high in the draft this year.

It's been six weeks. What is this shit all about?