Lukas Holmes

I have to agree (not the lame thread part). If Spirit Bear is using multiple accounts, let him clean them up, don't delete. He's got some pretty good stuff to say. But.....yeah buddy (Spirit Bear), if you were using four different accounts, cut that out, you don't need that. But I totally understand man. Once you get into the world of EARWOLF FORUM ACCOUNT ADDICTION, it's hard to stop. I mean one day you're just innocently commenting on Sklarbro Country, then before you know it you're doing lines off of NERD POKER'S ogre balls and then freebasing in the back of a car on a Kindle while posting to THE WOLF DEN. It's tough. Real tough. Am I the only one praying that Besser is frantically trying to get Spirit Bear (IF THAT IS YOUR REAL NAME!) on the podcast? That would be amazing. Either way, if you are using multiple accounts just cut it out, if you aren't......well.....you are, aren't you? Heh. F**king Earwolf forums. You make my day.

I have to thank this show, its hosts and the forum folks. My 11 year old nephew got into D & D about six months ago. He asked me to come over and play with he, his dad, and about six friends of theirs. The first time I played, I was pretty lost. Well, I listened to every episode of this and last weekend we played again. Thanks to the cursory understanding I got of the rules, I was not as lost listening to the DM talk. I tried to weave some comedy in (a bit cleaner) and tried to encourage the sort of tangential enjoyment I've heard on the show. The kids really loved it. Watching them dive deeper into their characters and making up the story as they went, was just a ton of fun. I can see why creative people come out of these games. I think D & D owes you guys a finders fee, as I am sure I am not the only person now actively looking for ways to get myself, and kids around me, playing. So good on you!

You have no idea how much I've prayed that someone would get that. I find myself staring at forum posts, at times, wondering why no one has liked or replied to them. Remember the end of THE SOCIAL NETWORK? It's like that. Except I have a gun in my mouth.

Case Closed is one of the things that has actually given me hope about the internet. To call people to task for their seemingly anonymous (hateful) behavior on the internet is a step in the right direction. Most of us are against new laws passed to police the internet, therefore it falls to people to police themselves. By having Matt invite and feud with people, he's opening the door to having the internet being a better place. Furthermore, his admittance that he felt he was bullying someone last week, and his hope at having a moderator in the future, shows another step forward. His discussion with Randy was both enlightening and hilarious. We don't pay a dime for these shows, if you don't enjoy them, turn them off and move on with your life. As for me and my house, we stand with Improv4Humans. Now, suck my anus...please....

Probably because he was referring to Randy as the comedic genius, not himself.

Such a fun little bit of nonsense. Thanks Earwolf!

HAhahahaha!

Good God, does Hardwick have his fingers in EVERYTHING? Nice to see him keeping up the family tradition of bowling.

Guys...I hate to toot my own horn, but I think this TO thing might have been my doing. Please check the following forum message from June 2012... http://forum.earwolf.com/topic/7603-episode-1035-%E2%80%94-sklarbro-county-8/page__hl__terrell__fromsearch__1

I never watched Punky Brewster but Henry sounds like a soulless monster. The hardest I laughed was the '...he sees lice in her hair...well I think the 'period' one was the closest so Steve wins!'. If that doesn't sum up the male outlook on women's puberty, I don't know what does.

Please note that for the last four years, Garfield has LOVED Mondays thanks to the amazing CBB. Thank you Scott and Earwolf for some of the best content and comedy the world has ever seen (heard?). You make us all happier and better people that throw boots at cats.

I think we need to look at something about that 'kid/spider story' that was glossed over. A giant tarantula is loose at a school, one of the men there just happens to be a 'spider guy' and is able to get it in a pringles can and then a few minutes later is telling the kids to let it crawl on them? I'm telling you, that man brought that spider and set it loose . He knew the Sklars were going to be there and thought, 'How do I top the medial moguls in the eyes of these children?'.

YES! All I can say is what I always think when I see Lauren on anything.. 'Okay suck my anus...please...'

So much awesome greatness on this one. Love all the Denver talk. We ARE awesome!

I would imagine both of these are something to do with fees and profit sharing agreements and contracts. If they identify them as hosts, that might entitle them to some shares of the money that the hosts may not be prepared to do.

Resting easy is what I do best.

And he did say something about the husband being arrested for molesting some kids right? So that should help as well. But I feel my burden of action starts and ends with commenting on the forums.

Feel free not to listen if you don't like it.

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh mercy [wipes away tear]. But yeah...I mean he got molested right? Like. For real?

So...I got lost as to who was telling the story but...we can all agree one of these men was sexually assaulted by a teacher's wife, right?

The fact that at 6:30am on a Monday, I am in tears from laughter, proves that Earwolf is the reason the world keeps on spinning. This is one of the best of 2013 (if not THE best). It's been....comment?

God help us if the Cubs have any sort of luck this year. "I can't believe that guy gave him a goat head." Cubs fan 1. "I know right? Nuts." Cubs fan 2 "Yeah....so....pitching's been pretty good huh?" 1 ".....a little." 2 "We're in first right now?" 1 "Second....one game back." 2 "....." 1 "More goats?" 1 "I've got a guy." 2

That dire elephant sketch caught me so off guard.....'What did he call you?' Jesus.

Did everyone else fall madly in love with June in this episode? 'I'm going to do some research on this, on my own.' Amazing.

Unless they kept saying, "I DRINK YOUR LEFT FOOT WHILE I BOX WITH GANGS IN NEW YORK!". Now it's all so iconic.