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Lukas Holmes

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  1. Lukas Holmes

    Episode 19 — Dating Philosophy

    I truly believe we're not going to be able to listen to this show long because these guys are going to get scooped up by someone. The lengths they go to and the depths of the jokes are amazing. The story about JACK & JILL killed me. (I said that, while listening, and then just blew potatoes all over my desk with the WILL SMITH thing).
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    Episode 136.5 — Sklarbro County 41

    Wow! Jerrod knocked it out of the park! He was the PERFECT guest for a 'county' episode. He totally got the flow and timing down and was just wonderful. Have him back often!
  3. Holy crap. In tears.
  4. Lukas Holmes

    Episode 136 — A Nye For A Nye

    Or like me.
  5. Lukas Holmes

    Episode 136 — A Nye For A Nye

    Great episode. Steve A. Smith broke me as I drove today. Also, I think we need to accept that Lil' Wayne is the most intelligent person in show business around. His subtle, "I'm good friends with Lebron's mom" shows just how sublime his sense of humor is. We mock his, "The NBA banned me from NBA events" at an NBA event statement.....but perhaps he is the true Andy Kaufman of the modern age. Also, if we're going to start throwing people out of places for making finger guns, then only outlaws will have finger guns.
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    THE WOMAN

    Doubt they'll do it. No way June will watch it and they only do horror around October it seems. Agree though, it's gross and upsetting and turned me off of him.
  7. Lukas Holmes

    Episode 93 — Youth

    I was fascinated by Dan.
  8. Does anyone else think the head of Matt's neighborhood watch met that person, thought it was a woman, and gave them money?
  9. Lukas Holmes

    Episode 135: Loads of Lady Energy

    I hate to admit that I wasn't a fan of Jenny's after the SNL blunder. I was one of the people who thought it was a ploy to get attention. I am glad to say now that I was 100% wrong and hearing her talking about how deeply upsetting that was for her, makes me feel bad for my rush to judgement. She has become one of my favorite funny people and I just love her on Kroll Show. The interaction with the yogurt/water woman about how she should sing is terrific. Great episode guys.
  10. I think his point was 'can you believe some of these kids lived? I mean how could that guy get it wrong with a plan and with weapons, right?' in what was obviously an absurd take that he summed up being the only reason people would want insane people to have access to weapons, because if we can't take away the weapons then we must condone the actions of him and if condone the actions then we must want him to fully efficient at it. Very dark, very upsetting, very extreme but I think well made.
  11. I used to really dislike Fred before podcasts came along. Since hearing him on multiple casts (like this one-by far my favorite appearance because he seemed to really enjoy how tailored it was for him and how knowledgeable he and Jake were) I've really grown to appreciate him and his subtle brilliance.
  12. I wanted to say, for a first time guest I thought Fran was really great and strong. Hope to see her back again and often.
  13. I was so taken aback by what he was saying I stood in my office in silence hoping it would go somewhere better or Matt would stop him. Then his 'since we can't agree on an assault weapon's ban, the rest of America must agree with me', was perfect and nearly poetic.
  14. Lukas Holmes

    Episode 134.5 — Sklarbro County 39

    I had to go in for oral surgery this week and listened to this episode to keep me calm over the two day period. So TWO listens. The mom/son story made me laugh so hard because I just sort of assumed that only happens in episodes of OZ. You guys rock. Can't wait to see you in Denver! Baring sickness and anymore death, I'll finally get my hug!
  15. Lukas Holmes

    Episode 6 — Analyze Fish Pt. 2

    Chops made of pork are known as 'pork chops'.
  16. Lukas Holmes

    Episode 6 — Analyze Fish Pt. 2

    Did anyone else lose their $hit when Shelby wasn't sure if the 'shooting the oxygen tank thing was on purpose or not'? Made my day.
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    Episode 6 — Analyze Fish Pt. 2

    I'm not sure Shelby ever actually woke up to watch the movie.
  18. Lukas Holmes

    Episode 134 — Milk In The Bathtub

    I hate to admit this, but I listened to the show out of order. I fast forwarded to Joe's appearance (he is easily me favorite character on the show now) and then started over at the beginning. Love JB, but I can't resist a Chris Cox as Walsh scene. As always, outstanding work! OH! AND SEE YOU IN DENVER SOON BOYS!
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    Episode 16 — That's My Fan Club

    I have a theory on the 'you're killing me smalls' as well. Could it be the young man in question, being a 'nerd', has little experience with sex other than what he has read via old issues of Oui? Perhaps he was confusing the French phrasing of orgasm (also known as The Little Death) with the feelings he had for her in watching her flounder in the competition? The Little Death, or being 'Killed by Smalls', was his way of attempting to vocalize his deeply confusing emotions and upsetting physical response to said emotions. Le Petite Mort, Le Mort Petite? Reality TV truly is rewriting the language of love.
  20. Lukas Holmes

    Episode 15 — Skull and Two Bones

    FINALLY! One armed people across the world learn the harsh reality that we are just tired of their uppity crap. Thank you Reality Shoe Shoe for truly calling them to task.
  21. Lukas Holmes

    Episode 132 — Living The American Dream

    Haven't listened yet, but wanted to drop a note. The Sklar Brothers and all of their fans, make the world a better place.
  22. Greatest post in forum history!
  23. Er....double post edit. So...guns right?
  24. Totally agree! I haven't laughed that hard in a while.
  25. I was hoping the baby at the airport bit was going to go all finale episode of MASH on us.
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