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Everything posted by Lukas Holmes
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I truly believe we're not going to be able to listen to this show long because these guys are going to get scooped up by someone. The lengths they go to and the depths of the jokes are amazing. The story about JACK & JILL killed me. (I said that, while listening, and then just blew potatoes all over my desk with the WILL SMITH thing).
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Wow! Jerrod knocked it out of the park! He was the PERFECT guest for a 'county' episode. He totally got the flow and timing down and was just wonderful. Have him back often!
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Episode 57 — From Justin To Kelly: LIVE!
Lukas Holmes replied to admin's topic in How Did This Get Made?
Holy crap. In tears. -
Or like me.
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Great episode. Steve A. Smith broke me as I drove today. Also, I think we need to accept that Lil' Wayne is the most intelligent person in show business around. His subtle, "I'm good friends with Lebron's mom" shows just how sublime his sense of humor is. We mock his, "The NBA banned me from NBA events" at an NBA event statement.....but perhaps he is the true Andy Kaufman of the modern age. Also, if we're going to start throwing people out of places for making finger guns, then only outlaws will have finger guns.
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Doubt they'll do it. No way June will watch it and they only do horror around October it seems. Agree though, it's gross and upsetting and turned me off of him.
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I was fascinated by Dan.
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Episode 69 — Fill My Butt With Air!
Lukas Holmes replied to admin's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser
Does anyone else think the head of Matt's neighborhood watch met that person, thought it was a woman, and gave them money? -
I hate to admit that I wasn't a fan of Jenny's after the SNL blunder. I was one of the people who thought it was a ploy to get attention. I am glad to say now that I was 100% wrong and hearing her talking about how deeply upsetting that was for her, makes me feel bad for my rush to judgement. She has become one of my favorite funny people and I just love her on Kroll Show. The interaction with the yogurt/water woman about how she should sing is terrific. Great episode guys.
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Episode 68 — Devil's Penis Pass
Lukas Holmes replied to admin's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser
I think his point was 'can you believe some of these kids lived? I mean how could that guy get it wrong with a plan and with weapons, right?' in what was obviously an absurd take that he summed up being the only reason people would want insane people to have access to weapons, because if we can't take away the weapons then we must condone the actions of him and if condone the actions then we must want him to fully efficient at it. Very dark, very upsetting, very extreme but I think well made. -
Episode 24 — That One Guy
Lukas Holmes replied to admin's topic in The Fogelnest Files with Jake Fogelnest
I used to really dislike Fred before podcasts came along. Since hearing him on multiple casts (like this one-by far my favorite appearance because he seemed to really enjoy how tailored it was for him and how knowledgeable he and Jake were) I've really grown to appreciate him and his subtle brilliance. -
Episode 68 — Devil's Penis Pass
Lukas Holmes replied to admin's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser
I wanted to say, for a first time guest I thought Fran was really great and strong. Hope to see her back again and often. -
Episode 68 — Devil's Penis Pass
Lukas Holmes replied to admin's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser
I was so taken aback by what he was saying I stood in my office in silence hoping it would go somewhere better or Matt would stop him. Then his 'since we can't agree on an assault weapon's ban, the rest of America must agree with me', was perfect and nearly poetic. -
I had to go in for oral surgery this week and listened to this episode to keep me calm over the two day period. So TWO listens. The mom/son story made me laugh so hard because I just sort of assumed that only happens in episodes of OZ. You guys rock. Can't wait to see you in Denver! Baring sickness and anymore death, I'll finally get my hug!
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Chops made of pork are known as 'pork chops'.
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Did anyone else lose their $hit when Shelby wasn't sure if the 'shooting the oxygen tank thing was on purpose or not'? Made my day.
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I'm not sure Shelby ever actually woke up to watch the movie.
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I hate to admit this, but I listened to the show out of order. I fast forwarded to Joe's appearance (he is easily me favorite character on the show now) and then started over at the beginning. Love JB, but I can't resist a Chris Cox as Walsh scene. As always, outstanding work! OH! AND SEE YOU IN DENVER SOON BOYS!
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I have a theory on the 'you're killing me smalls' as well. Could it be the young man in question, being a 'nerd', has little experience with sex other than what he has read via old issues of Oui? Perhaps he was confusing the French phrasing of orgasm (also known as The Little Death) with the feelings he had for her in watching her flounder in the competition? The Little Death, or being 'Killed by Smalls', was his way of attempting to vocalize his deeply confusing emotions and upsetting physical response to said emotions. Le Petite Mort, Le Mort Petite? Reality TV truly is rewriting the language of love.
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FINALLY! One armed people across the world learn the harsh reality that we are just tired of their uppity crap. Thank you Reality Shoe Shoe for truly calling them to task.
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Haven't listened yet, but wanted to drop a note. The Sklar Brothers and all of their fans, make the world a better place.
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Episode 65 — Computer Strength
Lukas Holmes replied to admin's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser
Greatest post in forum history! -
Episode 65 — Computer Strength
Lukas Holmes replied to admin's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser
Er....double post edit. So...guns right? -
Episode 65 — Computer Strength
Lukas Holmes replied to admin's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser
Totally agree! I haven't laughed that hard in a while. -
Episode 65 — Computer Strength
Lukas Holmes replied to admin's topic in improv4humans with Matt Besser
I was hoping the baby at the airport bit was going to go all finale episode of MASH on us.