Lukas Holmes

Okay Dr. Who fans. We get it. Ease up.

Spending the morning writing before I go over to play at a character at my nephew's party. I hope no kids kick or punch me below the belt.

Played D&D with my bro & a bunch of preteen boys for more than 6 hours. Pretty ready to take 5 points of damage & throw myself out a window.

Need help picking title for book #3. Go vote! Maybe I'll give something away. Maybe not. Maybe Chicken Butt. https://t.co/QSWF4b0h3U

Does anyone else find these PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE ads, featuring dead sitcom stars, to be in really poor taste?

On page 50 of 288 of Point Your Face at This, by Demetri Martin http://t.co/hB7GxEz0lQ

On page 75 of 374 of Ready Player One, by Ernest Cline http://t.co/fxlqRLgqnv

5 of 5 stars to Point Your Face at This by Demetri Martin http://t.co/PKVL2JDPtU

On page 297 of 640 of Wonderstruck, by Brian Selznick http://t.co/kx3tXZVp9V

On page 380 of 640 of Wonderstruck, by Brian Selznick http://t.co/IikeraNWox

32% done with Dad Is Fat, by Jim Gaffigan: laughing so hard I start to cough and choke. the highest compliment i c... http://t.co/8MZaQM46Mf

On page 100 of 640 of Wonderstruck, by Brian Selznick: This is the book Elizabeth and I are currently reading toge... http://t.co/Lfvch5pD4h

I think #Elementary may be the best show on TV. I can't get enough of this.

74% done with Dad Is Fat, by Jim Gaffigan http://t.co/FFfd1c01iq

Oldest daughter now obsessed with HEY JUDE. But only the 'na na naaaa' part. Luckily, that part goes on for 30 minutes.

5 of 5 stars to Dad Is Fat by Jim Gaffigan http://t.co/uoSb3Z4rWg

Just saw the video of Miguel doing the ATOMIC LEG DROP on a fan. Next he'll be partnering with The Ultimate Warrior for the Grammys.

On page 108 of 374 of Ready Player One, by Ernest Cline http://t.co/2VgOVxNRPx

On page 50 of 240 of The Bedwetter, by Sarah Silverman http://t.co/O4FN8Jc8lz

Services for my mom, as this Friday in Houston. I made a video for her with a LOTR song. What more can I say? http://t.co/tJ3vncpCgJ

Always staring at other dads in the park & wanting to say hi, but it never comes out right. 'Want to go be friends?'. #BaiMoney

Really hope #Roy becomes new #Avalanche coach. He'll be punching mascots & stabbing beer vendors within 10 minutes of first preseason game.

On page 180 of 374 of Ready Player One, by Ernest Cline http://t.co/LqsUTtOyRt

Cat just killed a bird in front of me and then tried to get me to play with the body. When writing soulless evil, just look to a cat.

On page 280 of 374 of Ready Player One, by Ernest Cline http://t.co/3yfrqULxih