Lukas Holmes

I have no idea why people are so concerned about the extreme right. Oh..well, sometimes @AnnCoulter refers to our President as the r-word.

I'm saying it right now. @KevinGentilcore, you keep your #Broncos comments to yourself during the game, sir!

Saw a Romney ad that said, "America Can't Lose." When trying to win my vote, try not to sound like a gambling addict asking for a loan.

"It may be in 50,000 years so we don't have to worry about it..." @StevenEYates "Wheee!" @kyledunnigan God I love @blastoffpodcast.

The @realdonaldtrump is just being nice right now. Up next he'll start killing orphans every hour on the hour until we make him King.

SNOW!

To spice up my marriage 2 @EliseRome I now walk around house talking like Clubber Lang. 'Hey woman! What time should I pick up them kids?'

Oh thank goodness that hurricane thing is over, #TheVoice is on, so it must be over...right?

Just spotted my father's binoculars on a shelf in my office as I was writing. I wonder what he saw through them during his life? #Inspired

#FF The best of the best. @monstroso @mary_russell @joe_hill @IsaacKozell @StevenEYates @earwolf

So this is what I and my youngest did today. Top that. http://t.co/PaLh1TfA

As I go through my latest notes from my editor, this old comic strip keeps popping into my head. #Editing #Depression http://t.co/YaS0An1D

Can the ghouls at The Weather Channel at least pretend they aren't stoked about storm? Might as well end each broadcast with BWAH HA HA HA!

Forget the auto industry, The Detroit Tigers need someone to bail them out. #TooBigToChoke

Safe to assume the cast of #TheLeague will not be invited back to a Cowboys game?

The Corona commercial where the guy says, "Crushed It" takes on a different meaning when revealed he came from his custody hearing.

Fun weekend of sick kids/wife/extended family & FOOTBALL! Back to writing & preparing for the November release of This Darker Now.

How soon until Al Qaeda takes credit for Sandy? #HurricaneSandy

He blames the 'gays' for #Sandy. Also #Obama & #Romney for helping the 'gays'. We found our 1st TRUE undecided voter. http://t.co/RAscpoy3

If Manhattan is damaged by Hurricane Sandy, how soon until Woody Allen is on TV claiming, "Barack Obama doesn't care about white people"?

I wonder what it's like for the @realDonaldTrump to be the most disgraceful and hated person in the country? Must be luxurious.

The Hundred Acre Wood. Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! #Disney #LucasFilms

It's a very calm, quiet night here in #Denver, Colorado. Peaceful and just...nice. So, am I starting the race riot or someone else?

Sleepaway Camp on #HowDidThisGetMade today on @earwolf was simply breathtaking. http://t.co/leG4ungg

If I ever meet a man with a tattoo on the top of his head, and it isn't the ghost of Bam Bam Bigelow, I'm running away. #SOA