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DARN! I almost had a Tomp-Tac-Toe across the middle over at @earwolf. @PFTompkins http://t.co/IZDpM1RM

My nephew dressed up as a CatWitch! You wish your day was this cute already. http://t.co/hLordqGT

Got an email from WebMD titled, "Phobias: What Are You Afraid of?" Are they cutting out the middle man and just going straight for terror?

Ceelo is dressed like the love child of Apollo Creed and Mother Abigail. #TheVoice

Hey guys! If you feel inclined, can you go and LIKE this photo so my girls can win some stuff?! Thanks! http://t.co/6uqOBgn8

Censorship, at any level, is wrong. This is happening right here in my city. http://t.co/ae4Md9rZ

Childhood obesity epidemic? Hippie prattle! (said the man giving his kids candy at 6:45 in the morning).

If you vote for Gary Johnson, they give you a sticker that says, "I VOTED?".

Check out what I just picked up today and started reading this evening! #Freak by @JenniferHillier http://t.co/yfyYsdNi

And just in case I haven't been clear, I'm 100% Obama/Biden 2012.

Seriously, Ceelo is a bond villain. I would not be surprised to see him on top of a shark grotto next week.

#FF @LiteraryCO @Milagrossoapco @suspensemag @earwolf @COPublicRadio @ColoradoBallet @rmpbs @TravisVolz @KevinGentilcore @robertelrod

Jonathan Tiersten (Ricky of Sleepaway Camp) is reaching out 2 #HDTGM on the @earwolf forums. Hope they reach back! @paulscheer @MsJuneDiane

It's November! This Darker Now, my second novel in the Wilona Bumbridge series, comes out this month! #HappyThanksgiving #TurDuckEn

Domestic adoption is down 50% in the last five years. Please help! http://t.co/vwGAYJJb

I can't wait for the election to be over so we can be civilized to each other again. Until the Bud Bowl.

Youngest daughter is two today! Here we are at the @Denverzoo yesterday. http://t.co/azkqNVy6

By far, best thing on the internet. RT @WereAlive Chapter 35 Part 2 now available! I said it's a big one, and we deliver- 32 minutes long!

This election day, there is only 1 voice I trust for all the breaking news. Follow American treasure @joe_hill all day & night. #OrFaceDoom

Garbage runs tomorrow. I don't care if we know who won tonight or not, moment polls close, all my signs are in the trash. #NotWaitingAWeek

It sure seems like @realDonaldTrump is calling for acts of treason and possibly terrorism.

The only person you ever need follow on Twitter or in real life is Chase @PrisonStare Hackett.

Our oldest using new kid camera to photograph me while I answer emails about THIS DARKER NOW. http://t.co/TqPplOA9

I'm working on a cookie exchange for my neighborhood to meet everyone. It's equal parts fun and creepy.

Red state? Blue State? No, let's all agree...we are a part of the rhythm nation. http://t.co/rU8gcsPj