Lukas Holmes

Just went up and down to over 90 houses on my street to invite them to a neighborhood cookie exchange. #ChangeStartsWithSnickerDoodles

I have never, in my life, hated a villain as much as I hate Abby Maddox. Well done @JenniferHillier.

Read my review of @JenniferHillier's FREAK. She's done it again. http://t.co/cOiykApx

Is your living room currently filled with children dancing to a SUGAR RAY CD? No? I don't know what to tell you, my life is just better.

Trying to get some work done, but I just keep picking up magazines and dozing off on my couch. Wait...don't I have kids somewhere?

Good God Call of Duty advertisement. Be a little violent whydontcha?

Nice! The awards are now the 2012 Mass Destruction MMA Best in Colorado MMA Awards. Thank you sponsor @MD_MMA!

Anybody get sneaked up on by a goat while helping clean out a shed? No? Life. I'm doing it RIGHT.

Today I strive to be a little less moronic. Such HIGH expectations I have of myself.

Who said there was no magic left in the world? http://t.co/LBVXlRxe

No matter how bad life gets, just remember, 'The Mustard Drizzle is Free'. (wretch) @JenniferHillier http://t.co/vXqTdghd

Time to introduce my girls to this. http://t.co/zmvFvJjJ

Hey @DanielRCrosier, look what I picked up today at @IWantMoreComics! http://t.co/3T4ZDdqQ

Just once I want to be referred to as a 'National Treasure' and not just 'A person of interest'.

Looks like a nice day here in Colorado! I'm TOTALLY going to waste it.

The deadline to submit nominees for the 2012 @MD_MMA Best in Colorado MMA Awards is Friday at 8am (CST). Reach out if you need a form.

Read this while playing 'O Fortuna' in the background. The end is here. http://t.co/XSMI8n8H

I'm posting the nominees for the 2012 @MD_MMA Best in Colorado MMA Awards over on my Facebook page.

I'm so very pleased to have @robertelrod in my life. No one more talented or more intelligent. You need something designed, talk to him.

TEAM MUTHAFUDDIN NICHOLAS!!! #THEVOICE

Due to an oversight by myself @amaleaston of @EastonBJJ was left off of the COACH OF THE YEAR nominations. He is added as the 7th option.

Officiating! It's SUPER hard guys! You can't expect me to stop EVERY illegal punch. Keeping them below a baker's dozen is a victory! #UFC154

More nominations for the 2012 @MD_MMA Best in Colorado MMA Awards, being announced all day on my FB page. http://t.co/ET8iRzqG

Voted for "Locke and Key, Vol. 5" in the Final Round of the 2012 #GoodreadsChoice Awards http://t.co/00fHcyhX

I won't be talking much about the MMA Awards anymore here, so go check out their Twitter feed at @COBestMMAAwards. Thanks!