Lukas Holmes

Check out what I just picked up today and started reading this evening! #Freak by @JenniferHillier http://t.co/yfyYsdNi

If you vote for Gary Johnson, they give you a sticker that says, "I VOTED?".

Childhood obesity epidemic? Hippie prattle! (said the man giving his kids candy at 6:45 in the morning).

Censorship, at any level, is wrong. This is happening right here in my city. http://t.co/ae4Md9rZ

Hey guys! If you feel inclined, can you go and LIKE this photo so my girls can win some stuff?! Thanks! http://t.co/6uqOBgn8

Got an email from WebMD titled, "Phobias: What Are You Afraid of?" Are they cutting out the middle man and just going straight for terror?

My nephew dressed up as a CatWitch! You wish your day was this cute already. http://t.co/hLordqGT

DARN! I almost had a Tomp-Tac-Toe across the middle over at @earwolf. @PFTompkins http://t.co/IZDpM1RM

If I ever meet a man with a tattoo on the top of his head, and it isn't the ghost of Bam Bam Bigelow, I'm running away. #SOA

Sleepaway Camp on #HowDidThisGetMade today on @earwolf was simply breathtaking. http://t.co/leG4ungg

The Hundred Acre Wood. Never will you find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. Hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! #Disney #LucasFilms

I wonder what it's like for the @realDonaldTrump to be the most disgraceful and hated person in the country? Must be luxurious.

Oh thank goodness that hurricane thing is over, #TheVoice is on, so it must be over...right?

If Manhattan is damaged by Hurricane Sandy, how soon until Woody Allen is on TV claiming, "Barack Obama doesn't care about white people"?

He blames the 'gays' for #Sandy. Also #Obama & #Romney for helping the 'gays'. We found our 1st TRUE undecided voter. http://t.co/RAscpoy3

How soon until Al Qaeda takes credit for Sandy? #HurricaneSandy

Fun weekend of sick kids/wife/extended family & FOOTBALL! Back to writing & preparing for the November release of This Darker Now.

I'm saying it right now. @KevinGentilcore, you keep your #Broncos comments to yourself during the game, sir!

The Corona commercial where the guy says, "Crushed It" takes on a different meaning when revealed he came from his custody hearing.

Safe to assume the cast of #TheLeague will not be invited back to a Cowboys game?

Forget the auto industry, The Detroit Tigers need someone to bail them out. #TooBigToChoke

Can the ghouls at The Weather Channel at least pretend they aren't stoked about storm? Might as well end each broadcast with BWAH HA HA HA!

As I go through my latest notes from my editor, this old comic strip keeps popping into my head. #Editing #Depression http://t.co/YaS0An1D

So this is what I and my youngest did today. Top that. http://t.co/PaLh1TfA

#FF The best of the best. @monstroso @mary_russell @joe_hill @IsaacKozell @StevenEYates @earwolf