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Status Updates posted by Lukas Holmes
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The best part of Xmas is getting hit in the crotch by a rocket shot by a smiling child that smiles even larger when you scream & collapse.
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Every commercial on this channel has sex/violence/murder/awfulness. Nicely done #ABCFAMILY.
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I kicked Christmas's butt today. Shopping, cooking, playing, assembling, trip to urgent care. #RockedItAll
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Leftover cheesecake from the party at The Cheesecake Factory yesterday! Score! #Breakfast #TakeThatMyDoctor #LeftArmNumb #SmellToast
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I am so gosh darn proud of @ToddGlass for standing up on a live podcast to tell the host that using the word 'retard' wasn't okay. #LoveYou
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Separated at birth! @roryscovel & Star Wars hero General Crix Madine. http://t.co/380n7mYG
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#NRA I've never been shot by Super Mario, Anderson Cooper, or an Excel spreadsheet. Thanks for your help in furthering the conversation.
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So impressed on a daily basis with some folks. @robertelrod @KevinGentilcore @StevenEYates @earwolf @EliseRome @ilovemyanythink @joe_hill
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Going in for an EEG today to see what is wrong with my brain! Taking the new Locke & Key Omega # 2 with me for luck. @joe_hill @GR_comics
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I was a fan of @earwolf before today, now I consider them family. @jeffullrich @SklarBrothers @JuliaEveHays #HendersonForever I love u mom
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A blog I wrote a while back about my mother. It helps me today to share. Thanks. Against the Darkness She Stood http://t.co/6YumHtDc
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My mom was my biggest fan and the basis of every bit of good I ever put on paper. She passed this morning and I will miss her terribly.
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You know it's been a rough day when the cat throws up as you are walking to bed and you step over it saying, "That will keep to tomorrow."
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Over a year ago @donnybrookcody introduced me 2 the music of THE POGUES. Last night the UFC introduced him 2 the world. #AWinForTheGoodGuys
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So much evil in the world. But you know what, there is more good. So much more good. We can win.
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No matter how bad things are getting, if I ask our littlest one, "How much do you love me?" She will come lean on me and whisper, "So much."
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Does the UFC and Metro PCS have some sort of marketing partnership going? It's not really clear........
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The problem with journalism now, to me, is that it's changed from 'Look at this!' to 'Look at me!'.
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I apologize for my absence. My mother has turned very ill and has been put into hospice. Thank you for your understanding.
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People posting how lottery win would mean good for those around them. Not me. Had I won it would have ushered in age of darkness. #KingLuke
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Will he be giving the world some old UFC dvds? RT @mmaweeklycom B.J. Penn Wants 2 Show World He's Still 1 of the Best Fighters on the Planet
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'I'll bet you're pregnant right now. Oh...she IS pregnant right now!" @moshekasher #CLASSIC.
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To celebrate today, THIS WORLD OR THE NEXT is now on sale for Kindle for $.99. Use the @earwolf link please and enjoy! http://t.co/mW4bdsli