Lukas Holmes

Nice! The awards are now the 2012 Mass Destruction MMA Best in Colorado MMA Awards. Thank you sponsor @MD_MMA!

Good God Call of Duty advertisement. Be a little violent whydontcha?

Trying to get some work done, but I just keep picking up magazines and dozing off on my couch. Wait...don't I have kids somewhere?

Is your living room currently filled with children dancing to a SUGAR RAY CD? No? I don't know what to tell you, my life is just better.

Read my review of @JenniferHillier's FREAK. She's done it again. http://t.co/cOiykApx

I have never, in my life, hated a villain as much as I hate Abby Maddox. Well done @JenniferHillier.

Just went up and down to over 90 houses on my street to invite them to a neighborhood cookie exchange. #ChangeStartsWithSnickerDoodles

Red state? Blue State? No, let's all agree...we are a part of the rhythm nation. http://t.co/rU8gcsPj

I'm working on a cookie exchange for my neighborhood to meet everyone. It's equal parts fun and creepy.

Our oldest using new kid camera to photograph me while I answer emails about THIS DARKER NOW. http://t.co/TqPplOA9

The only person you ever need follow on Twitter or in real life is Chase @PrisonStare Hackett.

Ceelo is dressed like the love child of Apollo Creed and Mother Abigail. #TheVoice

Seriously, Ceelo is a bond villain. I would not be surprised to see him on top of a shark grotto next week.

It sure seems like @realDonaldTrump is calling for acts of treason and possibly terrorism.

It's a very calm, quiet night here in #Denver, Colorado. Peaceful and just...nice. So, am I starting the race riot or someone else?

Garbage runs tomorrow. I don't care if we know who won tonight or not, moment polls close, all my signs are in the trash. #NotWaitingAWeek

This election day, there is only 1 voice I trust for all the breaking news. Follow American treasure @joe_hill all day & night. #OrFaceDoom

By far, best thing on the internet. RT @WereAlive Chapter 35 Part 2 now available! I said it's a big one, and we deliver- 32 minutes long!

Youngest daughter is two today! Here we are at the @Denverzoo yesterday. http://t.co/azkqNVy6

I can't wait for the election to be over so we can be civilized to each other again. Until the Bud Bowl.

Domestic adoption is down 50% in the last five years. Please help! http://t.co/vwGAYJJb

It's November! This Darker Now, my second novel in the Wilona Bumbridge series, comes out this month! #HappyThanksgiving #TurDuckEn

Jonathan Tiersten (Ricky of Sleepaway Camp) is reaching out 2 #HDTGM on the @earwolf forums. Hope they reach back! @paulscheer @MsJuneDiane

#FF @LiteraryCO @Milagrossoapco @suspensemag @earwolf @COPublicRadio @ColoradoBallet @rmpbs @TravisVolz @KevinGentilcore @robertelrod

And just in case I haven't been clear, I'm 100% Obama/Biden 2012.