Lukas Holmes

By far, best thing on the internet. RT @WereAlive Chapter 35 Part 2 now available! I said it's a big one, and we deliver- 32 minutes long!

Caldwell must love this QB after that.

Can the ghouls at The Weather Channel at least pretend they aren't stoked about storm? Might as well end each broadcast with BWAH HA HA HA!

Cat just killed a bird in front of me and then tried to get me to play with the body. When writing soulless evil, just look to a cat.

Cat just threw up on the trampoline. If the Broncos win today, we have a new playoff tradition.

Catching up on the last two @TwoDudesOneMic today. Great stuff as always. #ETIsAClassic

Ceelo is dressed like the love child of Apollo Creed and Mother Abigail. #TheVoice

Censorship, at any level, is wrong. This is happening right here in my city. http://t.co/ae4Md9rZ

Check out what I just picked up today and started reading this evening! #Freak by @JenniferHillier http://t.co/yfyYsdNi

Childhood obesity epidemic? Hippie prattle! (said the man giving his kids candy at 6:45 in the morning).

Come on already comixology....update for today so I can read the new Locke & Key!!!! You are killing me.

Currently reading the heartbreakingly beautiful THE REPLACEMENT by @brennayovanoff. #Jealous #PerfectFallRead #ShareWithWorld

Dallas Stars - Vote for Your All-Time Team! http://t.co/Z9NuJxh8 via @sharethis

Danger is real, fear is a choice. Purple is both a color & a flavor.

DARN! I almost had a Tomp-Tac-Toe across the middle over at @earwolf. @PFTompkins http://t.co/IZDpM1RM

Daughter dressed as Captain America, chasing Nazis around house. Not clear if dog knew it was a Nazi or not. #IgnoranceIsNoExcuse

Didn't cry while I was in TX burying mom (4 context, she passed in Dec). Heard @CatZingano is out & wept like a child. #ThisSucks

Didn't dig The Dark Knight Rises but dug fighting with teenagers while my beautiful wife @EliseRome hid in embarrassment. #IamTheRealBatman

Does anyone else find these PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE ads, featuring dead sitcom stars, to be in really poor taste?

Does anyone else really...REALLY...want some of this stuff now? http://t.co/E9u6s152U0

Does the UFC and Metro PCS have some sort of marketing partnership going? It's not really clear........

Domestic adoption is down 50% in the last five years. Please help! http://t.co/vwGAYJJb

Don't fully agree with @ToddGlass's stance on the show today regarding Chick-Fil-A, but the idea of 'this is progress' is well made.

Due to an oversight by myself @amaleaston of @EastonBJJ was left off of the COACH OF THE YEAR nominations. He is added as the 7th option.

Dungeons & Dragons hangover. Spent all night playing with a bunch of 11 year old kids from nephew's school. Ate maybe 3 lbs of jelly beans.