Lukas Holmes

On page 424 of 640 of Wonderstruck, by Brian Selznick http://t.co/Ht8oLQdqIO

Slightly irregular Memorial Day cupcakes on clearance!? Nothing's too good for my family!

Didn't cry while I was in TX burying mom (4 context, she passed in Dec). Heard @CatZingano is out & wept like a child. #ThisSucks

Patrick Roy is our new coach! Welcome to Apocalypse Now-Colorado Avalanche edition!

Elizabeth & I in front of the podium JFK gave his 'Space Race' speech. We humans are capable of so much, and yet..... http://t.co/CuG8EW2jJF

On page 126 of 240 of The Bedwetter, by Sarah Silverman http://t.co/scS9Bg36ly

On page 50 of 240 of The Bedwetter, by Sarah Silverman http://t.co/O4FN8Jc8lz

While school may indeed be out for summer, I am not clear if it has been blown to pieces. Kids? #OutForever

On page 280 of 374 of Ready Player One, by Ernest Cline http://t.co/3yfrqULxih

On page 380 of 640 of Wonderstruck, by Brian Selznick http://t.co/IikeraNWox

Cat just killed a bird in front of me and then tried to get me to play with the body. When writing soulless evil, just look to a cat.

On page 180 of 374 of Ready Player One, by Ernest Cline http://t.co/LqsUTtOyRt

Really hope #Roy becomes new #Avalanche coach. He'll be punching mascots & stabbing beer vendors within 10 minutes of first preseason game.

Always staring at other dads in the park & wanting to say hi, but it never comes out right. 'Want to go be friends?'. #BaiMoney

Services for my mom, as this Friday in Houston. I made a video for her with a LOTR song. What more can I say? http://t.co/tJ3vncpCgJ

On page 108 of 374 of Ready Player One, by Ernest Cline http://t.co/2VgOVxNRPx

On page 297 of 640 of Wonderstruck, by Brian Selznick http://t.co/kx3tXZVp9V

Just saw the video of Miguel doing the ATOMIC LEG DROP on a fan. Next he'll be partnering with The Ultimate Warrior for the Grammys.

On page 75 of 374 of Ready Player One, by Ernest Cline http://t.co/fxlqRLgqnv

5 of 5 stars to Dad Is Fat by Jim Gaffigan http://t.co/uoSb3Z4rWg

Oldest daughter now obsessed with HEY JUDE. But only the 'na na naaaa' part. Luckily, that part goes on for 30 minutes.

74% done with Dad Is Fat, by Jim Gaffigan http://t.co/FFfd1c01iq

I think #Elementary may be the best show on TV. I can't get enough of this.

On page 100 of 640 of Wonderstruck, by Brian Selznick: This is the book Elizabeth and I are currently reading toge... http://t.co/Lfvch5pD4h

32% done with Dad Is Fat, by Jim Gaffigan: laughing so hard I start to cough and choke. the highest compliment i c... http://t.co/8MZaQM46Mf