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Status Updates posted by Lukas Holmes
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The Zombie Apocalypse is coming! Just signed up to dodge brain-hungry zombies;the virus is spreading! @Runfromundead https://t.co/5585tIQyWm
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Loved the way @CatZingano wiped away tears after win.Grabbed them off face & looked at hands like, 'What are those?Go away.' Hilarious.
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There is a reason I love MMA. If you watched @CatZingano win tonight, you know why. The sport at its finest.
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Well either way, @CityofBrighton watch tonight! Zingano BJJ (a location in The Prairie Center) has @CatZingano fighting tonight!
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Hey PETS! You can literally throw up anywhere in the entire world, you don't have to do it right in front of me every time I am eating.
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People honestly have no idea how excited I am for the @ufc fights tonight! How about you @JenniferHillier? Did u sober up enough to watch?
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Just once I want a sci-fi movie set in the future to say 'The earth we once knew is...well...it's still here. It just sucks.'
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I am incapable of putting on muscle rub without getting it in my eyes...and....'other'...places. #Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Okay our two male cats! I get it! You're gay! Please go prove it anywhere but our bed while we are trying to sleep.
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Not ashamed to say i cried. @io9: A zombie-bitten father tries to save his daughter in this short film http://t.co/xZkx44oalS"
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Oldest colored Iron Man and Spider-man correctly this morning. I'm far..FAR too proud. #BeingADadIsAwesome
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I spoke with @JeremiahTalley & @deanburleymma, going into their @fighttowinmma HOOLIGANS fight. http://t.co/4hY6R2QB2c
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Come on already comixology....update for today so I can read the new Locke & Key!!!! You are killing me.
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Perfect weather in Denver for blowing bubbles with kids and having said bubbles do magical things in the cool spring air.
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Every morning the cat waits until I get up, follows me & takes a horrible poop while I make breakfast. He just LOOKS at me while he does it.
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Going 2 see my favorite people @robertelrod & @TravisVolz tonight at HOBO WITH A SHOTGUN! @MileHighHorror https://t.co/ULHr6fsLK7