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Some people might take issue with Sean's "BUSTIN' IT NIGHTLY" shirt, since technically the podcast is only busted weekly, but guess what? You're supposed to listen to the podcast once a day, morons. So sit down, haters.

Hello Paul, in the spirit of Halloween: what is your greatest fear as an entertainer/performer? Please go into detail and make it as spine tingling as possible. I promise I can handle it.

It's kind of hypocritical that Adam slammed our bros Hayes and Sean for making a slight mistake in the name of a show when he couldn't even get the name of the band Mumford and Songs right. PS this is the best picture

Jesus christ, you guys. Hayes and Sean very clearly asked us to not post in the forums. I can't believe some people would be so selfish to post a post in these forums and drive up the popularity of the show against the wishes of the creators. We're getting dangerously close to HOT status for Christ's sake. Let's take this discussion to the Gelmania forums where it belongs. EDIT: Oops just saw Hayes' post... A question for Adam Pally: With the advent of DVR and internet streaming, are you worried that people now have the ability to pause your show on their TV and you'd be stuck making a goofy face? One more: As a Hollywood insider, do you know what happened to M. Night Shyamalan? Why are his movies not good anymore? Follow up: does his name stand for "Midnight Shyamalan"? Thanks

Yesss so excited for this show. This was a great episode. Honestly I'm surprised the big studio executives haven't already shut this down because of you guys' no-bullshit, totally twisted take on Hollywood, but I know it would take more than a few suits to take down guys like Hayes and Sean. I'm glad you guys are back!!! Keep up the great work.

A very late question for the new show if I may: Hayes and Sean, you guys have entertained us for so long with stories about all our favorite Hollywood stars of stage and screen, but what about YOUR story? How did you two get your start in the business we call showbiz? When did you know you "made it"? How did you two meet? Did you instantly know you would be friends or was there some initial tension? Thanks!! Your fan, Andy

Hayes and Sean messaged me that the real reason they had to cancel the show was because I still haven't seen Vibes sorry everyone

Thank you for your concern Brr II but luckily I am an artist which means I can channel all my deep sadness and despair into whatever stupid fucking song about podcasts I do next.

Noooo you guys left before covering the new Shark Tank! If I wasn't at work I would have pulled the sound clip from the show's opening sizzle reel where Kevin O'Leary goes "that dog is wearing a bow tie... that's insane!" But if you don't mind me getting sincere and non-ironic here on the internet for a second, honestly, Reality Show Show has the distinction of being the most consistently funny podcast ever made. Congratulations to you guys for an unbelievable run. Super excited for whatever comes next for both of you.

On one hand I'll miss the reality show talk, but on the other, I'm just glad I can still listen to Hayes and Sean's sultry voices cracking jokes on the net. I just want to be friends, though. No funny business. A suggestion for the new Hollywood Show Show: have you guys ever thought about hiring completely unpaid interns that you can make do menial tasks and push around? Just like they do in Hollywood? I would very much like to help out.

This is great and one of the many reasons I will be very sad if Reality Show Show ends up going away. I'd miss posting every week with you rascals.

Holy shit, I need to watch World's Worst Tenants. I hope the whole thing is like this harrowing moment from Storage Wars or whatever http://youtu.be/PsE5kow_duM

Listen guys, I know I'm known for my incendiary opinions on this forum, but I mean this honestly. I forgive Brett. The intro song is cool and I didn't mind hearing it a little extra. Sorry. Also, Randy Jackson was a bass player for Journey and maybe a producer or something I think. I only know stuff about his bass playing because I used to subscribe to Bass Player Magazine and he was featured often.

Sorry, I don't actually know what any of those internet words mean. I just wanted to fit in.

Seriously guys. I'm only here because I love the show. Nobody flame or troll me please.

Amazing episode. Great job this week guys! I especially loved the scoop about Shark Tank and your SNL auditions. As a total comedy nerd I love hearing the behind-the-scenes stuff about shows that do comedy like SNL. PS I heard that this forum can get a little heated at times so I really hope nobody trolls me or flame wars me. I would really hate it if that happened.

Yeah my brand has been really blowing up ever since I got the mention on this show! Thanks "Hayes" and "Sean" you really are American Podcasters #1 Top Dogs.

Whoa, this is awesome! I've gotten a couple things published on Cracked (http://www.cracked.c...mbers/kneisage/), and even though most of my contact with them is through them rejecting my dumb ideas, the editors and moderators of the site are all insanely funny and helpful and just all-around cool people. Really excited to see where these guys take this, and I'm also excited to hear some more Cracked behind-the-scenes type stuff. Also, Earwolf, the programming on this site is insane. So much good stuff. Keep up the great work thanks bye.

Thanks Bird Rules and Chanson! Glad you guys like the song. And Chanson, of course! Friends til the end. I feel like my van and my lifestyle are all about questioning authority so I welcome any and all criticism. Face Off is great, thanks for reminding me of the new season! I gotta check it out and I hope Sean and Hayes do too. Hope I don't get too spooked by all the ghoulish ghosts and fiends the contestants cook up this season.

Great episode! Big fan of @fart and @dogboner. Sounds like there's a bit of a rivalry between Jon and DB. I think there needs to be a Fogelnest Files showdown to see who can pull out the weirdest clips ASAP. Then the public decide who the true king of """weird twitter""" is.

It seems like they keep trying in vain to recapture that Guy Fieri magic. But yeah I'd love to see a show full of dad rock guys with Big Dog t-shirt 'tude that all describe themselves as "the rock 'n roll chef." Let's pitch this thing.

I'm gonna really focus and step my posting game up so I can earn a shout out next time. PS does anyone else out there in Reality TV land watch The Next Food Network Star? I somehow got hooked on watching it and none of my shitty friends have the same terrible taste in shows as me so I have no one to talk about it with and it's ruining my life because I am bursting with gripes about shitty decisions made by the judges. PPS Everyone check out this cool Splash-inspired RSS song I made if you haven't yet. thanks bye https://soundcloud.com/kneisage/reality-show-show-splash-intro

When you were there did you happen to notice an hourglass labeled "Andy Kneis"? And if so, did you notice how much sand was left in it? I'm asking for a friend.

You guys... this isn't the first time Hayes and Sean have lied to us. I went to the Earwolf store to stock up on a few dozen "Andrew Ti-Shirts" (as advertised on this week's episode) for Christmas, and there was no sign of them anywhere.

I can't lie, life is pretty good