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I have it on good authority this is Greggy in real life too http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGZNNiVrC_I

I like to dazzle the crowd with really high notes so they don't realize I'm not a very good singer so maybe I'll do like a "Higher and Higher" by Jackie Wilson or maybe "I Believe in a Thing Called Love" by The Darkness or maybe even a "Take on Me" by Ahaha edit dang Greggy got the moves ignore this

That has not yet happened BUT something related to that: I was by all accounts a grown human being (junior year of college) when I told someone my email was akneis at google (your employer???) mail dot com and they laughed and were like "ha ha akneis" and I didn't know what they meant and they were like "oh.. it sounds like 'anus'" and this whole time I was living my life not realizing my first initial and last name sounded like anus. Also I was maybe 16 or 17 when I realized Drew was short for Andrew despite that being my name. Anyway yeah if I'm in your area I'll hit you up! I haven't ventured much into the south bay I'm mostly an east bay/SF boy

That makes me want to post more shit if I know I am guaranteed a like! That's risk free posting Also are you cracking up to yourself all day because your name is Tim TREESe and you live near PALO Alto? PS I should warn anyone friending me on facebook that I am not cool so please do not click on my web profile if you are expecting to look at a cool man

Once I met a couple guys from Sweden and they showed me a technique for doing a shot (college) and they got frustrated when people kept confusing Sweden with Switzerland. Overall a pretty cool day

Hey guys sorry I missed all the forums fun this Saturday but it's cool to be FB friends with you all and you better fuckin believe I am up for any kind of hang out sort of situation. Sorry I missed the Anders Q&A window which is too bad because I'm sure we'd have an instant bond because both our names start with "And"

looks like you could use one of these Edit: oh shit I swear I just posted a picture of a toilet and the ghost in the toilet appeared after I posted. Is it possible the Earwolf forums are... haurnted????

dang I wanna get in on this Facebook action. I don't post much (I'm shy) but you folks can friend me if you want !! https://www.facebook.com/andykneis PS I'm post #101 what up y'all

Hello everyone I just thought I'd post a little bit here and throw some cash and my #1 dawgs In Agata Da Vida (has anyone done this joke yet?) and Hayes/Sean. Quick question though: do you guys get paid depending on the quality of each post? I would like a spreadsheet that breaks down these figures please so I know how hard to try Also Freja, if you are looking for summer jams then look no farther than the new Tune-Yards album.

Whoa did anyone notice that Hayes and Sean were both wearing all denim? Accident? Coordinated outfits? Tribute to the late, great Jay Leno? Maybe all of the above Edit: Hayes' shirt may or may not be denim and I am willing to debate this point thank you PS good episode thank you

BJ! Big fan (BF!) Here's something I've always been dying to ask you: Do you think Hayes liked the new Spider-Man movie?

I think things here may not be exactly what they seem. What Hayes said might sound like an embarrassing flub to an average listener, but I have a theory about what really happened. Agents and executives were literally beating down the door to buy the rights to Sean's hillbilly that almost says the r-word character, and Hayes wanted to help out his buddy escape quickly so he could maintain his artistic integrity (we all know Sean wouldn't sell out like that) so he created a distraction. But hey, that's just my own personal theory on what went down.

Or alternatively you can always get a tricycle and do a sickass wheelie everywhere you go. the stability of the third wheel might come in handy too if you wanna ride with a lady

I've been cracking up at this all day. A couple gets terrorized by a "possessed" dancing Halloween skeleton toy. (Skip to 10 minutes in for the best part)

Yesss super excited to see Devin on here. He's one of my favorite critics/pundits ever, and BadassDigest is by far my favorite movie site so it was great to hear him discuss his approach to such things. Also I had the pleasure of meeting him a couple times and he was very cool and didn't ever troll me. You guys discussing it convinced me I really have to get out there and see Jodorowsky's Dune as soon as possible. Luckily I live in one of the good cities so I can make that happen. Nice episode!

Sean's V is so deep director James Cameron is driving a submarine to the bottom to make a movie about it or something

Deep Blue V starring LL Clem Dawg

Did Sean hurt his podcasting hand or was it the other one? I hope he can still do the show next week

It's almost like he was designed by some divine being to have juuuuust the right amount of chest hair poking out of the bottom of his deep v

Personally I liked when they said a bunch of jokes and then said my name. Also Sean I'm a little worried about your friend Mark. I'm not gonna say those new Popcorn Gallery drops scared me because they didn't but he seems almost as twisted as you guys and we all know that's pretty f-ing twisted but I'm not sure if he has an outlet for his craziness like you guys do with movies and TVs.

Hell yeah, I'll get back to you soon, thanks! Happy Halloween

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Jordan this isn't really a question but could you please show off your acting chops and do all of your best accents and impressions and then make Hayes and Sean do some too please. Thank you.

I don't care what those jokers that host Hollywood Handbook say Jeff, in my book you rule and stuff like this is proof that your leadership has made Earwolf the best podcasting network by far. It sounds like this General Snus thing came about mostly because of a misunderstanding so I wouldn't beat yourself up about it. I trust you and the hosts and the Earwolf crew to make decisions that you feel comfortable with regarding ads, and I support anything that keeps the lights on and keeps these shows running. Keep up the great work!

I love when Sean and Hayes think up funny version of celebrity names which is why I was cracking up so hard when they kept mispronouncing Sharlene Woody's name