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#TebowTalks #JesusWalks #Coincidence #MeThinksNo

16 years later, I still got Erick Sermon's 1st verse on lock. You never forget greatness. EPMD - "Da Joint:" http://t.co/9BI4dcyr10

After I pee at work, I run the sink while I lather my hands in Germ-X. Then I walk out of the bathroom rubbing my pee hands. #DontJudgeMe

Can we get a cleverly-named horse to win a goddamn race already? What is it with these plain, one-word names? Orb & Oxbow? I mean c’mon.

Free Sean Payton#BoomGoesTheGoddynamite

Getting all sorts of Boring up in this bitch! Where you at, Damascus? — Drinking a Big Yawn IPA at @baileystaproom — http://t.co/yOsx08LLjS

Happy 19th birthday, Weezer’s Blue Album. You are officially 7 years older than the majority of Weezer’s current fan base.

Hey random girl walking towards the Izzy’s for a Mother’s Day lunch buffet,Wearing sweatpants was the right call. Sincerely,Me

I can’t hear the song “Midnight Train to Georgia” without thinking of my favorite extra from The Baxter @Thezog hamming it up on stage.

I hope @paulrust knows about this: http://t.co/9Djf14yvzd Best part is that they call it the "new No No Pro" during the commercial. #NewNoNo

I just earned the 'American Craft Beer Week (2013)' badge on @untappd! http://t.co/QUW0L5h7nL #ACBW

I think I peaked when I switched the chorus from the song Mambo No. 5 to "A little bit of poop in Jayven's mouth" when I was in high school.

I'm at Biwa (Portland, OR) http://t.co/Fzh0ReKr

I'm at Grand Central Restaurant & Bowling Lounge (Portland, OR) http://t.co/jO8qjnaw

In the c-c-c-can! — Drinking a Cloudy Summer Kolsch by Occidental Brewing Co. @ Pet Loft — http://t.co/wvQxyLmMhh #photo

It always makes me cringe when someone describes themselves as "fun," but its infinitely worse when a band does it, because that band sucks.

It's like my pets knew I had an inkling to play "Poo Detective" today. Jokes on you, fuckers - the dog's shits are extra runny! #KillMeNow

Kansas wins. #WhoopDeeDoo #WhoCares

Kevin Durcant. #SaysTheBlazersFan

Mappy Hother's Day, you guys!Aww, damnit.

Monica singing the national anthem at the #FinalFour What, was Mya busy? #TheBoyIsMine

Oh sweet geeze-us christ - Random Access Memories leaked 3.5 hours ago? That was certainly unexpected. 8 loooong years in the making.

Slangin' (@ Eastmoreland) http://t.co/quryru6P

That feeling you get when you create invoices for two people named Priley and Pliley within minutes of each other. No, one was not Asian.

The Ghost of Tom Deod-orant. #ItHasBeenNailed