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I'm envisioning a "Freaky Friday"-style scenario where Jason and June, through some wacky magic something or other, switch bodies for a day. Actually, nevermind, it sounds too close to the plot of "Nundercover 9: Nunderstruck"...

Thanks a lot Us Weekly for breaking HDTGM kayfabe!

This was one of the most predictable movies I'd ever seen, as I pretty much knew the exact story beats and when they'd happen, but holy shit did it take it a long time to get there. Also, in true early Michael Bay fashion (see also: The Rock, which I actually love), it takes nearly half of the very long movie to get the actual plot moving, and when it does, it's such a mess to follow. Like Lando, I don't think I've seen this in it's entirety since the days of VHS, but I've seen this movie without seeing this EXACT movie quite a few times already.

Busted out my sweet-ass "Dragon Sound" shirt for the first time this Spring, which made me think again of how much I'd like for them to discuss this flick, so I figured I'd give it a bump!

Also, in these Sandler flicks, there's likely to be more "jokes" at the expense of the native people and culture. On top of being insulting to the viewer, they're also insulting to all involved. Oh my God, guys, they're not even speaking ENGLISH! In their own country! Can you believe it?!? That's wacky! LULZ!

Broken Arrow disagrees!

Is it just me, or do most Sandler films of the last few years look like they were basically paid vacations? The guiltiest of these would be the Grown Ups movies, which are almost ANTI-movies in a way, just dudes hanging out and Kevin James not being Chris Farley.

"Last Action Hero" is a 10-star movie next to this, because it's ALREADY a 5-star classic! Seriously, it's ahead of it's time, and aside from wanting to strangle the kid, most of it's pretty awesome!

It was apparently the standout part of the trailer, and I'd like to hope that it's title when released in foreign territories focused on that single solitary thing. It was probably on the poster in Poland and the Philippines.

Actual conversation I heard when working in the box office at my theater when this movie was out: Guy: What are we watching? Girl: How about The Pacifier? Guy: What's The Pacifier? Girl: That's the one where Vin Diesel gets bit on the ear by a duck. Guy: Cool, we'll see The Pacifier. This sort of conversation actually happens a lot...

It just bothers me in any kind of movie where there's a whodunit when people in general who have nothing to do with what's going on start acting unnecessarily weird. Sure, we don't know if they're the killer or not, but THEY FUCKING DO. When everyone around you is acting like a fucking creep, and it's clear that the killer might be trying to get someone else to take the fall, maybe it's best to not set yourself up to be framed for it. In every post-"Scream" horror/suspense flick, it seemed like EVERY character had to be a suspect, no matter how small. I found it to be a strange coincidence that these communities where these horrible crimes were happening also had the creepiest gas station attendants, window washers, cable repairmen, and insurance salesmen that were all apparently perfectly fine, law-abiding citizens.

I don't think it mattered which one got done, because this looks like shovelware bullshit that was NEVER going to be good, like if Asylum started making kids movies.

David Spade did a bit about "USA Up All Night" too a long time ago, talking about how it was the only thing on when he was stuck in his hotel or something, but it was totally worthless, because all the good stuff was cut out of the movies. Two guys would go walking into a party and say something like "Man, this is going to be one awesome Titty-palooza", and then there would be an edit followed by the guys walking OUT of the party going "Man, that sure WAS an awesome Titty-palooza". I'd still watch though, because dammit, there was an occasional Friday or Saturday night when Showtime DIDN'T run softcore porn

This looks like something that could have very well aired in the early days of "USA Up All Night" here in the States. This program gained a reputation for showing titty flicks, minus the titties. Also, Troma movies, and the occasional "Friday the 13th" marathon.

So it also hates JESUS. When will it end?!?!

It was an Illinois thing as well! I haven't gone through forests looking for porn since the early 90s, but I imagine that the internet has killed another once-thriving industry

"Police Academy: Mission to Moscow"'s Ron Perlman?

I've been hearing forest porn coming up a lot lately, and it's been talked about in the last two episodes of "Go Bayside!" as well. Maybe it stemmed from the "No Holds Barred" episode here, but I'd really like to think that we're just in the middle of seeing a full-blown forest porn revival.

Angelina Jolie was in "The Bone Collector" with Denzel.

I was pretty bored by this one too. I did like that it wasn't really an origin story, like we get a rundown of the war so far, but the story offered no surprises whatsoever and pretty much went exactly where I thought it would. Like you said, great visuals, not much else, but even then, holy shit, did EVERY fight have to take place at night or in the water?

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That reminds me of how I need to apologize to my parents for making them take me to a lot of the shit that I wanted to see when I was a kid, which definitely included the Mahoney-less "Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach" and "Police Academy 6: City Under Siege" and probably a couple of Chuck Norris flicks that I can't remember.

I don't remember this one, though I'm sure I must have seen it, but I do specifically remember seeing "Think Big" and ESPECIALLY "The Barbarians", which seemed to be in constant rotation on Showtime in the summer of 1988. Unbeknownst to my parents, I'd recorded it on the same tape as "Harry and the Hendersons". I can't recall much of the movie now, but there were tits. Yes, there were definitely tits...

People seem to forget about this one, for both the right reasons AND because Ben Stiller had like 12 other movies out in 2004 that were all at least decent to great!

You must ALL see the "GI Joe" episode of "Community" if you haven't already! It answers SO many questions.