PlanBFromOuterSpace
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Like this week's movie, the animals in "Cannibal Holocaust" that were abused/killed were really all tiny people in suits. Clearly.
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I'm pretty sure there's another thread for this around here somewhere...
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It's an old comment, but in the time since it's been posted, I think it's been reinforced that ill-advised musicals/musical numbers (like the whole video bit in "Toys") are never NOT great to talk about. It's so great, because it takes so much work, it's so involved, and it's so ridiculous, yet there were people looking out for the film and studios best interests, people controlling the money, that were like "Yes. This is what's going to make us all rich". It's truly asking "How did this get made?" at the highest level.
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I really wish I could say I'm sorry, but you're all at least partly responsible for this repressed memory resurfacing...
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I remember the show, but the name escapes me. Dino...something...
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Oh come on, Dana Delany was ALWAYS jerkable! She's STILL lookin' pretty good. Mmmmmm....
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Any Law and Order: SVU episode
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to nrkist's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
"Legal drama" episode? I thought that that's what the other 12 Law and Orders were for I thought this one was just about how jizz will end up in the weirdest places and come back to haunt you every time. -
That just gave me an idea for an incredibly batshit insane martial arts movie where someone's combined the body parts of all the greatest fighters throughout history into the single most ass-kicking undead creature on the planet. Why they would do that, I don't know, but it's no dumber an idea than whatever they were trying to accomplish in "Virtuosity"...
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Highlander II: The Quickening (1991)
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to JSacks06's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
I'm a pretty tolerant fellow, but this movie just took it entirely too far with it's same-sex intergalactic union agenda. It's Adam and EVE, not Adam and Gleepglorp!- 76 replies
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Episode 72.5 — Minisode 72.5
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
Not unlike the device in "Dark Knight Rises". Eh, it could be the greatest power source ever created, or it MIGHT just be some sort of doomsday device. You say potato, I say nuclear fucking weapon... -
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PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
And then "Gravity" is of course a prequel to "Prometheus 2". Oh wait, did I spoil the twist? -
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PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
I think maybe he meant the monkey. That was the real romantic interest... -
There's another thread for this already, but yeah, there WAS a time when Whoopi was a bankable star, but then she started popping up in weird stuff like this, which cost a lot of money and then essentially went straight to video. At the time, it wasn't so much "Why would they hire Whoopi for this?" as much as "Why would Whoopi WANT to do this?".
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Any Law and Order: SVU episode
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to nrkist's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
That makes me think of the episodes where they think they've caught their guy like 20 minutes in. I don't watch a lot of "SVU", but the ones I've seen don't seem to have much in the way of intertwining storylines or multiple unrelated cases going on, so when they've caught the person by the end of the third segment, you know it's not over. Also, these guys seem to bring in the wrong suspect a LOT. -
Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to RyanSz's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
I'm surprised that right at the beginning of the whole debacle, someone at Paramount DIDN'T just say "Look, you know you're making a fucking Friday the 13th movie and we don't actually like spending money on those, right?". After that, the producers were all "Fuck y'all! We're gonna go to New Line and make a movie in SPACE", which of course was ALSO Canada. -
I don't know what the deal was, I'm sure there was some sort of legal wrangling, but none of the New Line installments ("Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday", "Jason X", "Freddy Vs. Jason") had "Friday the 13th" in the title. Fortunately (?), the character of Jason is just as recognizable as the brand name, so you don't have to slap the name on it for people to know what it is. It must have been really tricky, which is weird, because it's well known that Paramount (which is where the series originated) clearly did not give a shit or respect the franchise except for the money it brought it them. Maybe they just sold New Line the character and not the name?
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Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982)
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to seanotron's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
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Any Law and Order: SVU episode
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to nrkist's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
That sounds like something the "Epic Movie" guys would come up with if they started writing episodic television. "Who's big in the news this week? Great! Now we'll just have them all kick each other in the balls and call everything gay for the entire episode!" And the Emmy goes to... -
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PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to JulyDiaz's topic in How Did This Get Made?
Between the two films, Bruce Campbell had like a minute and a half of screen time, so even if he's appeared in 2 HDTGM films, I'd argue that we STILL haven't seen them cover a "Bruce Campbell movie". -
Any Law and Order: SVU episode
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to nrkist's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
This reminds me, I was getting caught up on episodes of something I'd DVR'd and I had my TV on SyFy. They were running some "Ghost Hunters" marathon or something, and every half hour or so when the show I was watching ended, it'd stop and I'd immediately get "Wait! What was that? I heard something! Hello? I...I felt something...". EVERY time for like 6 hours. -
I love that even though he blew up a helicopter that was directly above him, there was no debris whatsoever. And Holy Christ, that fucking hair...
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I know this is on here somewhere already...
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Rock showed more charisma and better acting in that 13-second clip than Diesel has ever shown in ANNNNNNNNYTHING.
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Like the rest of us, I'm sure they're just waiting to see if Vin and the Rock finally fuck. The sexual tension between those two is stronger than any of the chemistry between anyone and any of those cardboard cutout female "characters".
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"Hollow Man" had one of THE dumbest groups of smart people in it that I've ever seen. It feels like an earlier draft of the script may have had it set in a high school biology class or something, but then it was made into a top secret government thing with the nation's best and brightest, and they never bothered to change the characters, because for a bunch of people working on creating invisibility, man, they are fucking stupid. Kevin Bacon is practically Jason Voorhees, and the other doctors may as well be camp counselors. Hey, Kev, who's already an asshole, has been acting pretty weird since he went all invisible and stuff. We don't need to keep an eye on him or anything. Wait, what? He's gone legit crazy, people are dying, and no one knows where he is? Let's talk shit about him and plan his demise and not make sure the room is clear first or anything, because he wouldn't be sitting in here right next to us. Nope...