PlanBFromOuterSpace

OK, so I'm watching "Sharknado" before listening to the episode, and Ian Zeiring JUST got his hand bitten by the shark that landed on their car. Will he start to develop shark-like tendencies and attack the other survivors like some sort of shark zombie? I so fucking hope so...

Jesus, that sounds like the "Jaws: The Revenge" method of escaping your problems. My grandpa got eaten by a shark and I don't want to be reminded of it? I know, I'll work on a fucking BEACH.

More like an Ice Spiders "re-imagining". It'll be more faithful to the book, that's for sure...

It would be fucking awesome if he'd do a signing AT a Redbox!

I used to have copies of a lot of Jackie Chan's films that came from foreign laserdisc releases and stuff, and it was kind of fascinating to see that the people in the movies weren't so much acting against one another, but just waiting for the other person to stop so that they could say THEIR line, because so many languages were being spoken and no one probably had any idea what the hell anyone else was saying. Also, it was interesting to see what got cut for American releases, as even "Rumble" had stuff in it that was SO Chinese or wouldn't make sense here, and while that kind of editing goes on all the time, it was pretty mind-blowing to my teenage self in the mid-90s since I'd actually seen a lot of the originals before they were re-packaged and re-released over here.

I'm waiting for the inevitable sequel: "Sharknado vs. Whalewind"! I mean, c'mon guys, they're natural enemies!

Walton Goggins is also in it. It's bitch raping time!

It sounds like someone had the idea for the seashells after wiping their ass with their soapdish when there was nothing left to use.

AND Ice-T's! Represent!

Combine the three and you have "Mr. Nanny"!

Here's one that may have gone under the radar: Grand L. Bush. He was in "Demolition Man", but more notably, he was Balrog in "(What's a) Street Fighter"!

Is Jeffrey Jones missing from the list? He was in Devil's Advocate and Howard the Duck! Speaking of Howard the Duck, Ed Gale (Howard himself!) is a two-timer, because he was also in Tiptoes.

Hey, does Statham jump up a level? Sure, it was just a cameo, but he was in Fast 6, and he will certainly be in 7!

Speaking of which, there's a pretty gruesome sequence in the the second volume of League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, where Mr. Hyde rapes the Invisible Man to death. I don't think he was QUITE dead when the rest of the crew got there, but when he finally bled out, everything re-appeared...

So yeah, it DOES surprise then that he had time for crime...unless he was knocking over Chinese restaurants and Korean grocers...

Was this something that his character had always done, like in everyday life before being captured? I can say with near 100% certainty (unless it was just my girlfriend and her family) that southern California was QUITE full of Asian people in the 90s. If Phoenix stopped to make fun of ALL things Asian, I'm surprised he ever got any crime done.

I COULD be wrong, but I think that the comic adaptation DID have the Bullock character being his daughter. Comic adaptations and novelizations are often based on earlier drafts of the script or incomplete versions of the film. They often contain "deleted" or alternate scenes containing dropped subplots, characters, or even important plot points that don't make it into the final film

I can't believe this came out five years ago, I thought it was more recent. Anyway, at the time, Kim Manners was balls-deep in :Supernatural" and Gilligan had just started "Breaking Bad". Looking at what he's done before and since, it looks like Carter was the only one that NEEDED "X-Files" anymore, and wow, did that thing ever shit the bed. It finished it's run at around 20 million, which is 10 million less than what the first film OPENED at. I think "Despicable Me 2" has made more money in the time that it took me to write "I think 'Despicable Me 2' has made more money".

That reminds me of other films where an audience seems to be privy to stuff that they can't POSSIBLY know and cheer along or react like they've read the script and saw that personal moment between the two main characters towards the beginning of the film where the classically-trained dancer told her friend that her dead father loved breakdancing. Instead of treating her like a crazy a person when she dons a sideways baseball cap and starts doing The Worm during her ballet recital at the end, the audience knows what's going on immediately and reacts like they expected it to happen when they SHOULD be seriously concerned about what the fuck is going on.

Nice! I never got seated near anything cool. I'd always get stuck in a corner with Bruce Willis's hat and glasses from "Hudson Hawk" or something.

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It reminds me of that early episode of "South Park" where they find the guy that had been frozen for a couple of years and they don't know how they're supposed to treat him or communicate with him, so they keep him in a room that's meant to replicate what it must have been like in 1995, which they guessed to contain a lot of flannel and Ace of Base.

Anyone seen the trailer yet for James McAvoy's "Filth"? I've affectionately dubbed it "Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call-United Kingdom".

Nah, I can guarantee there are a good half a dozen or so Cage flicks down there. "Face/Off" finds it's way back to the front page once in a while.

Hey, what you guys may have not known was that Sting ALSO did a song for "Lethal Weapon 3". Maybe THAT was how they got him to participate. Like, maybe they WERE going to put up a poster for a better film in the series, but Sting was all "Lethal Weapon 3, or I fookin' walk, guvna!" or something. Oh, and howzabout "Demolition Man" was written by Sting, but originally recorded by GRACE JONES, and then was covered by The Police shortly thereafter and Sting by himself over a decade later for this movie.