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Cool World (1992)
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to Themovieguy12345's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Hey, I wasn't saying it wasn't! They're similar in the sense that they mix real world and animated world stuff, but while Roger Rabbit had something for everybody, I have no idea who the audience for "Cool World" was supposed to be. I said Roger Rabbit was more than cartoon titties, and I also pointed out that the titties were for the KIDS, which no one seemed to catch... -
I really liked the change of setting though, and I think that the movie being so dated (I would even say post-dated) actually helps, because if they did another one that took place in a city, at least it would be different from the OTHER one that took place in a city. If you have a more timeless setting, it kind of makes it seem like more of the same. For instance, "Predators" seemed like more of a re-hash or a remake of the original than a different movie, whether it be a sequel or just another movie taking place in a universe where predators were running around. It reminds me of "Jurassic Park", like how "Lost World" was pretty much the same movie as the first one, but they just remembered to bring guns this time. Not really being a fan of the first film, I was hoping that "Lost World" would be the "Predator 2" of it's franchise with dinosaurs terrorizing a new environment where dinosaurs aren't supposed to be, placing innocent people in danger, not just a bunch of trained soldiers, which we got for about 10 minutes at the end.
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Episode 56.5 — Minisode 56.5
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to admin's topic in How Did This Get Made?
I had a cousin that died when he was caught in the middle of a Hovercraft Ball-related turf dispute. Hover Ball-related violence needs to stop. It's no joke, y'all. I know, you're thinking "But if we take away Hover Ball, the only people that play Hover Ball will be criminals anyway, so how would it make anyone safer?". Every decade since 2003, there's been no less that one reported Hover Ball death (RIP cousin Chris), but I think with the right legislation, we can end Hover Ball deaths once and for all. -
Jim Varney would have succeeded in making an Ernest kung-fu film...
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Toss in a death or two, and you've got the Nicolas Sparks formula, because that's the easiest way to trick a teenage girl into thinking she saw a good movie.
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Episode 56.5 — Minisode 56.5
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to admin's topic in How Did This Get Made?
Is there anyway you can post JUST the super cut on it's own in iTunes? It's a keeper! -
The exact number of shits I didn't give about this movie? 23!
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I love how she straight up gets away with murdering her husband by claiming self defense when anyone investigating the scene could see that it had to be completely pre-meditated. I mean, the power was cut, phone lines cut, shit was rigged to break and fall apart, potential weapons were moved and stashed into places where he couldn't get them, etc. The house was a giant box of kill. Also, her husband had his cop buddies looking out for him, right? When he turned up dead, did they just fucking give up and drop it all right there? This was one of those movies that seemed to WANT to have a good message, that you have to stand up to the abuse and fight back, but it went about it in just the most ridiculously wrong way. Hey, speaking of fighting back, didn't J-Lo become a black belt in an afternoon? I think this movie is PERFECT for an episode!
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Ewoks: The Battle For Endor (1985)
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to Skeevins's topic in Bad Movie Recommendations
Do you remember when "Tron" was going for ridiculous prices around the time that the sequel was coming out, because the DVD had been out of print or something? Yeah, if you were scrambling to get that and paid those astronomical prices when you just KNEW Disney would have to re-release the thing (and put it on Blu-Ray) when "Legacy" hit home video, there's no way around it, you were a fucking idiot. That said, I was able to cash in pretty nicely last summer when I E-Bayed off my David Hasselhoff "Nick Fury" DVD around the time that "Avengers" was out. -
Episode 56.5 — Minisode 56.5
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to admin's topic in How Did This Get Made?
Was nothing LITERALLY upsetting? That's next-level bonkers! The "autism spectrum" line reminded me that you guys have never done THE OTHER SISTER. Holy shit, that thing is screaming for attention from you guys. It must be done! -
Episode 56.5 — Minisode 56.5
PlanBFromOuterSpace replied to admin's topic in How Did This Get Made?
"Do you remember on his talk show.." No. Really, you don't need to go any further when asking anyone ANYTHING about Chevy Chase's talk show. -
It's kind of like "Mean Girls" in that way. It was meant as a starring vehicle for one particular person, but then it was the supporting cast that's done bigger and better things since. I mean, Spears didn't drop off the face of the Earth by any means (for a while though, it looked like she would), but she hasn't appeared in a movie since.
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In the opening daddy-daughter montage, they're sharing ice cream, but they BOTH HAVE VANILLA! Why do you need to share when you both have the same flavor! It's like I just couldn't take this movie seriously after that...
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There's a thread for this one where we've talked about it quite a bit recently. It's worth checkin' out.
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Forget "Southland Tales", maybe THIS would be the first two-hour episode...
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To be fair though, that was the first one to go direct to video, so any hope for a good follow-up instantly plummets. Hell, it may have even debuted on SyFy. Did you know there's actually a fourth one too? Crazy...
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Yeah, the second one was the really bad one. It's more like "How was Species 2 the sequel to Species?". It's like someone went "Can we all agree that the best part of the first film was the tits? Now let's make the monster in this one a guy so that when he's trying to get it on with everyone, we can have a fresh pair of tits every two minutes!". I mean, I love that philosophy, and I think it should be applied to all genres of film, but nothing ELSE worked in the second one, and I remember liking this first one quite a bit.
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I remember watching the first half pretty closely, thinking there'd be SOMETHING I'd have to pay attention to to get whatever happened later, but after what felt like three hours, I looked and saw that I was less than an hour and a half in, so I sort of gave up and started doing other things while I had it on, and I don't think I really missed anything by not having my eyes glued to the screen the whole time. I'm pretty glad though that I didn't know anyone that had seen it, that no one ruined it for me, because it was much more satisfying to watch as the movie ruined itself.
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But it was a once in a lifetime opportunity! I mean, maybe she just really, really was dying to have the chance to get to work with...Queen Latifah. Everyone knows that's why Diane Keaton signed on. At least, that's what I'm putting on the Wikipedia page...
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Yeah, he's one of those guys that seems like he'll show up in your movie if you just ask him nicely and make him a sandwich (see also: Jackson, Samuel L.), so I'm sure we'll see the HDTGM crew tackle something else of his sooner or later whether they mean to or not.
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Dash Mihok (2): Punisher War Zone, Trespass Cam Gigandet (2 1/2): Trespass, Burlesque, the end credits of Breaking Dawn Part 2 (bit of a stretch) Neil Mc-Fucking-Donough (2): I Know who Killed Me, 88 Minutes (tick tock) Hank Azaria (2): Smurfs, Godzilla BAI LING! (2): Crank 2, Wild Wild West Temuera Morrison (3!): Barb Wire, Speed 2, Green Lantern How has there NOT been more Ron Perlman?
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Is there somewhere where there's just a straight list of movies that have appeared on the site, like an episode guide or something?
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They did review both of them though. I mean, I'd give Lautner the recognition before I did Billy Burke, as the movies Burke has appeared in here are movies that just happened to have Billy Burke IN them, and I don't think I could identify Burke in a police lineup if he slaughtered my family in front me while saying "I'm Billy Burke, and you might want to remember that in case you have to identify me in a police lineup". Lautner's movies were starring vehicles.
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Oh, and Stallone has at least 2 with "Cobra" and "Judge Dredd". Taylor Lautner has at least 3 with the pair of "Breaking Dawn" films and "Abduction".
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You for got Schwarzenegger! And holy shit, you know you've made it when the spellchecker ignores your name... Anyway, right off the top of my head, you've got "Jingle All the Way" and "Batman and Robin". I don't remember if there were more, I'll have to look.