Episode 238 - Joe Mande, Our Close Friend

[Episode 238 - Joe Mande, Our Close Friend]

I managed to listen to the first thirty minutes before I had to go back to work. So far, very nice.

[Master Class Season 2 guest wishlist]

I was imagining a comedian called Ma' Mitchell last night. She's a sort of physical comedian - always smacking her "damn kids" - and tripping over phone wires and stuff. Very, very funny. She's endlessly complaining about her wimp husband, 'Len', who's a "good fir nothin' piece a trash with girly hands!", and one of her catchphrases is maybe "the exit is that-a-way, Len". She's got two sons, quarterback-hamburger types, called 'Studly' and 'Dean', and they love their mother dearly. This woman is "built like a linebacker" but takes care of her hair, makeup, etc. A sort of ageing southern belle who loves beer and whatnot. She does stand-up, hosts SNL, and is working on an HBO special with 'Larry the Cable Guy', who she calls "her road husband", but it's totally platonic and you can tell. She loves Len, really.

 

I'd really like to hear Ma' Mitchell on the show!

[Episode 224 - Nick Wiger, Our Corny Friend]

My WW2 warship has a poop deck and farts bombs

[Episode 212 - Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend Again]

The dog sniffin' Hayes' butt?!

 

[Episode 208 - Lou Wilson, Our Close Friend]

If HH was CBB, Level 12 and Kevin Bartelt MMA would ALREADY be t-shirts, DOG GONNIT.

[Episode 205 - Jessica Chaffin, Our Close Friend]

Once again I clearly don't "get" this podcast .. I understand they are doing insider Hollywood caricatures but none of it is actually funny. I always try to check in when its guest that I like; to the same disappointment.

Is it the joke they are dumb faux insiders.-- that's it? Is the whole bit that "it's not funny". .. and they are clueless.

 

Make fun of me or explain. I still don't get it.

 

Get a load of this dummy! "Uh, duh... I don't get it!"

 

[So is it too late for me to start listening to the show?]

Show's closed folks, you don't have to stop listening, you just can't listen here!

 

[Episode 201 - Live at UCB Sunset w/ Kumail Nanjiani]

Guess dem boiz r tryna rip froo dis whack contract datassole Colin dropped on em at double-zipper speeeeeed!

[Episode 199 - Scott Aukerman, Our 199th Episode Guest]

Hope everyone got good GCSE results today. But don't worry if you didn't, they are no where near as important as your teachers have been telling you.

 

PS I love the podcast

 

I gave my teacher Mrs. Crab-Apple a 'D' in her classroom yesterday hehehehe

 

EDIT: oh and I got an 'A' and some 'T' hehehehe :lol:

[Episode 199 - Scott Aukerman, Our 199th Episode Guest]

"I'm not SAYING all the designers at Wohven aren't great — I'm just saying everyone has a FAVOURITE!"

[Episode 199 - Scott Aukerman, Our 199th Episode Guest]

HEY NONGEDMAN

[TWO new HH shirts in the Earwolf Store!!!]

Pllllllllleaaaaaaaasssssse can we get the 'Speak on That' shirts back? I will buy one. I promise.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Episode 198 - Nick Wiger, Our Segment Advisor]

he's just thinkin about something really naughty for a card, you can tell

 

Some hilarious, kinky cards I think he might be smirking at:

 

1) My UNCLE took me to the ASS SHOP and it was DILDOS

2) Ask not what your FLANDERS can do for ASS SHOP but what your DILDOS can do for A FRENCH GUY

3) My other SHREK is a ASS SHOP

[Episode 198 - Nick Wiger, Our Segment Advisor]

HOLLYWOOD HANDBOOK THEME (REDUX: EP 198 EDITION, 2017)

------------------------------------------

Meg Ryan,

Rupert Grint,

Michelle Fifer,

Rupert Grint.

 

FUN, FUN, FUN,

FUN, FUN, FUN...

THIS WAS A GREAT EP-SODE

(woah woah!)

 

[Tattoo ideas]

bart simpson car

[HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SEAN!]

I wrote him a cool-dude poem. It's something I do for close celebrities and family members who're famous.

 

[Episode 195 - Spencer Crittenden, Our Close Friend]

WHO?!

[Earwolf at Edinburgh]

I'll be there ! I'm seeing him and James Adomian, both pretty early on.

 

Oh, nice! Erin McGathy's putting on a show and she's been on a couple of Totally Laimes. Think I'll see her show too.

[Episode 191 - Eugene Cordero, Our Close Friend]

This has been one of my favorite podcasts for awhile now, but it's really, really hard to recommend to people when you constantly think it's ending.

 

I realize they are probably taking this week by week at this point, but the last year of "we're out of ideas, maybe this is our last episode!" hasn't done their listener numbers any favors.

 

You got those numbers handy, bro? I'd love to take a peek.

 

 

Edit: Sorry, turned my webcam on by mistake. Can I delete this?

[Earwolf at Edinburgh]

I notice Andy Daly's going to be at the Edinburgh Festival this year "submitted some of his best-loved Comedy Bang! Bang! characters to your questions".

 

EXCITING!

[Episode 191 - Eugene Cordero, Our Close Friend]

Much like one of my favorite rappers, this episode was Too Short

 

Maybe you're thinking of Martin Short, honey?*

 

 

* Go back, read this in a Jiminy Glick voice, please.

[Episode 191 - Eugene Cordero, Our Close Friend]

 

Wait, am I going loco? I thought this old thing got cancelled!

[Show us your Earwolf swag!!]

Are you going to replenish the stock of Hollywood Handbook Speak On That shirts in various sizes? I don't want to buy an XXL because I'll just bloat into it.

 

Is this the right place to ask this? I don't know! Who cares! Is it?

[What guest do you want to see?]

It's been a year and a half since Tim Heidecker's last appearance...

 

I really hoped we'd get a Decker episode with Tim and Gregg.

[Will the t-shirts restock?]

Please!