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I love this show and everything it does. If I don't like the music of a music episode, I skip passed it. The scene is still always good. I want to nominate Kansas as a contender for worst state. We just re-elected the guy who bankrupted us and shuttered a bunch of schools. My idiot brother (who works at a junk mail mailing house) even defnds that piece of shit. I'm the only person in MY WHOLE FAMILY that wasn't on darren wilson's side. We are constantly on the wrong side of evolution being taught in schools. The facebook page "fuck you, I'm from Kansas" is 1000 times more popular than my podcast "Sorry, Kansas". As a thoughtful person who hates being lied to, staying here is sucking me dry.

I have a big omission for you. During the shoot out at the amusement park, Stavros grabs his kid, picks him up, and uses him AS A HUMAN SHIELD! If he had left his kid on the ground, he would have never been killed. Plus I thought it was funny when Stavros' wife was clawed by a tiger and then almost simultaneously shot in the back.

I don't know what the fuck this was, but it makes me laugh uncontrollably every time I see it. I can't wait to finish this batshit crazy movie, and listen to the ep!

I'll take Sonia's place. Hit me up dudes: sorrykansas@gmail.com

The first and only time I saw Toys I was also on LSD for the first time. The shrinking room blew my fucking mind!

Please, come to Lawrence, KS PLEASE!!! We can handle it, for real. Fuck Missouri. Seriously though, if you bring the show to Lawrence, I'll work for free to help sell the place out!

I love this show, and not just because it showcases some of my favorite bible quotes.

Anime-level rape tentacle is a good way to describe it, but I took a screen grab because of the super fake looking head they used. Imagine the poor bastard crammed in under that seat pushing the tongue through.

I'm not given to hyperbole, but this is the funniest episode of the funniest show ever recorded by sentient beings.

This is how I feel right now:

Kristen Schaal is a horse.

Pilsbury Toaster Strudel FTW!!!

Happy birthday TO ME!!! *maniacal laughter*

Am I the only one that saw a missed opportunity for Paul Rust to do a "New Bonobos" commercial?

"George Clooney is a pussy nerd." That's fucking hilarious. ps Todd, I desperately want one of those t-shirts.