GregJ.Hansen

Tig Has Friends - Largo, 8/3/2012

By GregJ.Hansen, August 5, 2012 in General Earwolf

For just the price of feeding a starving child for a month, you can enjoy a cup of coffee.

By GregJ.Hansen, March 14, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Whether you're in search of tickle-piss or giggle-poops, I'm Scott Plopperman, your toilet-time comedy chum!

By GregJ.Hansen, December 6, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

This isn't my idea but I believe it deserves to be seen/considered/MADE!

By GregJ.Hansen, February 6, 2013 in the reality SHOW show

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If we started a Power Ranger team, which one would you be? I'd be hydroelectric.

By GregJ.Hansen, December 13, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You ask if I'm afraid of commitment, but fear alone can't explain this erection

By GregJ.Hansen, January 8, 2015 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

We're all tired of your warmed-over bullshit. That's why we switched to new Bird's Eye brand frozen bullshit!

By GregJ.Hansen, January 29, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Fingers and toes, baby... fingers and toes. You know what I'm talkin' about.

By GregJ.Hansen, December 12, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You're listening to Comedy Bang Bang, the poorly-named podcast for investment bankers

By GregJ.Hansen, December 4, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

DJ Doctor Disc Jockey Dentist to the red-hot courtesy phone, it's time to drop the beat and drill some teeth

By GregJ.Hansen, December 5, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Comedy so nice they banged it once and... (cont'd)

By GregJ.Hansen, December 13, 2012 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

There's a fine line between love and hate, and it's "I like you as a friend"

By GregJ.Hansen, January 10, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

I will love you forever, and that's one more than three-ever

By GregJ.Hansen, January 24, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Eyeball blood everywhere!

By GregJ.Hansen, January 7, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

To paraphrase Chuck Dickens... god damn you, everyone

By GregJ.Hansen, January 11, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

"Over the river and through the woods to the Unabomber's shack we go!" That was a CBB Classic Catchphrase Submission from 1993.

By GregJ.Hansen, January 22, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

The contents of this podcast are to be used for educational purposes only.

By GregJ.Hansen, January 30, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Will the true identity of the Masked Podcaster finally be revealed?

By GregJ.Hansen, February 1, 2013 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Court-ordered, mother-approved

By GregJ.Hansen, May 1, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

So, what's next?

By GregJ.Hansen, October 7, 2014 in U Talkin' Talking Heads 2 My Talking Head

Ladies and gentlemen, we are gathered here today to apologize in advance.

By GregJ.Hansen, October 7, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Emilio Estevez! That's all.

By GregJ.Hansen, October 8, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Now wait just a Milli Vanillisecond!

By GregJ.Hansen, October 9, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

You're not gonna like it. Ooh, you're not gonna like this. Buy one get one free on tubes of cookie dough. I'm sorry I had to be the one to tell you.

By GregJ.Hansen, October 14, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions

Just mush it into your face until fudge happens!

By GregJ.Hansen, October 15, 2014 in New Catchphrase Suggestions