I have a friend who is a neonatal nurse so she gets great baby name stories. Best one:
Woman comes in has already had two kids:
D'Best (not sure of spelling but pronounced Da Best)
and D'Greatest
Third kid is born, and is named ...
D'Anthony
I cant think of a better name and situation to give a younger brother a inferiority complex from birth.
(Not Florida btw, central Illinois)
Actually liked Jing it or Ding it, but I think you need a third option, like spring it (a button that makes the boy-yoing noise) to confuse things further.
Dingle Bells, made me awkwardly laugh out loud at work