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Status Updates posted by NicholasSchleder
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#LincolnProblems black people be all like "free me" and im like "wait bitch, swerve"
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#yousoblack you got 3 bathtubs. One for your body, one for your upper lip, and one for your bottom lip.
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"I like the way you laugh, boy." - Django to a man who gave a genuinely warm chuckle
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"Just let me love you- until you learn- to love yourself" Why go out with a girl who doesn't know how to masturbate #priorities
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All I do is win win win and sometimes lose lose lose well mostly I kinda lose lose lose shit, I never win win win. My life sucks sucks sucks
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And then he asked me, "No seriously, ask your grandpa. Can I have his hand-me-downs?" Haha, CLASSIC MACKLEMORE. #911WasAnInsideJob
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Are coyotes afraid of human yelling the same way humans are afraid of coyote yelling? Thanks.
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Asian lady stalking me at dillards trying to get commission off me. I went to another cashier and talked shit about her lelelelelelelelelele
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Bawitdaba. Da bang, a dang diggy diggy. Diggy said, "the"; Boogy said, "up jump the boogy".