NicholasSchleder

Damn- when I heard that I was like yolo swag I must be dreaming hashtag unbelievable

Deadlifts are the best.

Definately nervs cranking through my sys

Django Unchained was kind of really depressing. The things they did to those people are horrible. Those poor, rich slave owners. @DougBenson

Django Unchained was kinda racist- they killed all the white people! #TAM @DougBenson

DMV smells like weed and dried blood. Not an unfamiliar cocktail of fragrances. #dejaeww

do you feel in control?

Do you like cats? Because I like your pussy. #CornyPickUpLines #wtf

DUI checkpoint tonight. Idk where- probably on Pacific. RT let people know / be smart and drive through delta

End of the world is friday so #oomf should throw a end of the world party

Everyone thinks I'm 24 years old.

Fish be flopping, right guys?

FUCK YEAH I'M COOL >>evident

fucking delta crept up on me

Fyi, these tweets aren't about me.

Get on my level. More specially, level 3 of the Budd building at Delta. Im alone up here tweetin and shit. #literallytweeting not #shitting

Getting ready and driving to class = feel great. Walking to class = I've never felt so sick and uncomfortable in my whole life. #skipped

Getting your face licked by your dog then realizing her mouth smells like cat poop is not the business.

Girrrrrl i kno rite im goin 2 pick up those new nikes at the mall TONITE gurrrrl wai hold up mcdonalds acept EBT? i gota feed my baby

Give me that toot toot? Wait I don't think I want that. http://t.co/KSGXyRoF via @youtube

Goodnight sweet prince (I'm talking to myself)

Guys - I'm really cracking the fuck up right now lol

Had a big salad for dinner. Onions somehow all moved to the bottom. Finished salad, left with nothing but unions #NBU . Ate onions. feel bad

Had fun @SuguiSystem @joweeezy_24

Happy Easter you guys, really. Today's a very special day. April fools it's Monday idiot. #aprilfools