NicholasSchleder

Have to piss

Have you heard ‘4-23-2013’ by the_whiteness on #SoundCloud? https://t.co/CQzV0LdikZ

Haven't heard a single gunshot since #InStockton has trended. Everyone is too busy tweeting.

He cut rug with that Rugrat #statutory

Hey at least they could play on the swing. @DougBenson #tweetsaboutmovies

Hmm maybe I- wait fuck that

Hmm. By looking at my tweets from March I can totally see why I'm a loser. #

Holding hands we both abandon sorrow

Hookah? Swerve.

Hope everyone had a great Dr. Martin Luther King Django day!

HOW FUCKED UP IS THAT

I am too high for most things right now

I counted six shots [redacted]... I count two guns [redacted] #CENSOREDduetoWHITEGUILT #mygrandpadidntownaslave #naziswerentallowedslaves jk

I didn't pay 10 dollars to not see Vanessa Hudgens' boobs #springbreakers

I dreamed a dream in time gone by - When hope was tacos - And life was more tacos

I feel like that hot chick who after her vaccination had her life ruined except for me it's only slight discomfort. #FuckTdap

I fell in love with a gangster bitch, a chola chick who'll shank your dick

I fuck bitches by the_whiteness via #soundcloud https://t.co/kzerL9SCWq

I got barbecue sauce on my new jacket ^^ sign from god to change my life around

I just bought: 'Starbucks Modern Classic Mug, 20oz' by Starbucks via @amazon holy shit this is some skynet shit fellas http://t.co/hXMTaxIn

I just used 2 freeze-packs to re-freeze one non-frozen freeze-pack-oh-shit-too-many-dashes-fuck.

I like my women how I like my Cat Puke. Old, dry, and easy to pick up. Also tasting like cat puke.

I love working with people. I am a freak. People like me dont exist in the mortal realm.

I need cool light in my room

I need phonics rehab... I'm not afraid to admit that I'm hooked.