NicholasSchleder

You don't know what you've got till it's gone #twinkies

Had fun @SuguiSystem @joweeezy_24

Coffee is the best remedy to help caffeine withdrawals #wheredidmydickgo ?

My grandpa was a slave to money there weren't enough slaves for him to buy.

Whoever gets off in the shower is greedy. Showers are a great experience on their own. Quit trying to church it up.

I just bought: 'Starbucks Modern Classic Mug, 20oz' by Starbucks via @amazon holy shit this is some skynet shit fellas http://t.co/hXMTaxIn

boring night

"service engine soon" lose the attitude car I'll fuck you up deep home butter

"I like the way you laugh, boy." - Django to a man who gave a genuinely warm chuckle

Kobe Bryant - more like Kobye Crycant. cuz he cant cry. cuz he Kobe.

These people are watching nickelodeon during my break. I wish this hell on no one.

I got barbecue sauce on my new jacket ^^ sign from god to change my life around

I counted six shots [redacted]... I count two guns [redacted] #CENSOREDduetoWHITEGUILT #mygrandpadidntownaslave #naziswerentallowedslaves jk

do you feel in control?

Phone's dead until my new battery comes -.-

I've just been crowned 'sexiest fat guy of 2012' wow thanks to all who voted for me

Kanye and Kim K expecting a baby now. Hey Kanye, I had called dibs years ago. Way to dishonor bro code. @kanyewest

New years resolution not quite in 1080p #futureraplyric

I'm just thankful that I don't have to deliver tomorrow night..

"You know in some cultures - they only eat vomit." #Dodgeball

Poking on facebook hasn't been getting me the amount of ass one might expect from poking chicks on facebook. Need to perfect the craft. #tbc

Django Unchained was kind of really depressing. The things they did to those people are horrible. Those poor, rich slave owners. @DougBenson

Oh yeah, that's what I forgot to do. Sleep.

bored

Hey at least they could play on the swing. @DougBenson #tweetsaboutmovies