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Status Updates posted by NicholasSchleder
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Django Unchained was kinda racist- they killed all the white people! #TAM @DougBenson
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Getting your face licked by your dog then realizing her mouth smells like cat poop is not the business.
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Damn- when I heard that I was like yolo swag I must be dreaming hashtag unbelievable
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DUI checkpoint tonight. Idk where- probably on Pacific. RT let people know / be smart and drive through delta
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There's going to be a new X-men movie called "X-Men: Days of Future Past" I've never wanted to see a movie less (based on that title)
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Asian lady stalking me at dillards trying to get commission off me. I went to another cashier and talked shit about her lelelelelelelelelele
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Haven't heard a single gunshot since #InStockton has trended. Everyone is too busy tweeting.
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When you sneeze, you're really just pooping out snot from your nose. #wordsofwisodom