NicholasSchleder

pacqui-ow! is right

im fucking up bro

You can do it put your back in to it- you can do it put your ___ in to it. RADIO CENSORSHIP WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?!? #IceCreamKONY2012

I'VE BEEN BETRAYED. SEND HELP. #SWAGSABOTAGE #DEGRADINGYOLOAMOUNTS

You never know what you've got till its gone black. #hasnevercameback #:(

Imagine those less fortunate this thanksgiving. Specifically that turkey you're eating. Poor, poor turkey #PETAtweet

In n out, smoking, guy calls the cops, and says can I take your order? We ask didn't you already? He says didn't I? We're like whuuuuuuuuuut

Wish I was crafty enough to make a chainmail condom using staples. #upset

"Just let me love you- until you learn- to love yourself" Why go out with a girl who doesn't know how to masturbate #priorities

I need phonics rehab... I'm not afraid to admit that I'm hooked.

“Shakespeare was a smart dude, he was president of Rome.”

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If i saw the Matrix in 1999 Im pretty sure I'd piss ontop of my shit

this fruit PUNCH sure has a KICK to it... GET IT? #iputbleachinmydrink

mashing up disappointment with dick.. Sorry ladies, I know it's a bit of a dickappointment #ccmashup

Definately nervs cranking through my sys

If you can't handle the juice, then get out of the juice factory

sleeping in a sleeping bag ontop of my bed. #humancondom

Yay my dentist was talking to my dad about how fat I am #buyingropeathomedepot #googleinghowtotieanoose

Time for a smokebration #employed #hopefully

DMV smells like weed and dried blood. Not an unfamiliar cocktail of fragrances. #dejaeww

Getting ready and driving to class = feel great. Walking to class = I've never felt so sick and uncomfortable in my whole life. #skipped

I regret nothing but everything.

Obama won the election, Colorado legalized recreational marijuana, and I didn't even have to use my AK. Man, today was a good day.

IM ON A VOXER KICK... VOX ME