NicholasSchleder

Walking to class and everyone speedwalks passed me like they're on a fucking quest. #slowdown #charliebrown

Stairs after leg day ><>><><>>><><><<<><>><>> #WhatTheFuckDoTheseArrowsMean #MeanArrows

I like my women how I like my Cat Puke. Old, dry, and easy to pick up. Also tasting like cat puke.

FUCK YEAH I'M COOL >>evident

You're nobody 'till somebody cares.

Had a big salad for dinner. Onions somehow all moved to the bottom. Finished salad, left with nothing but unions #NBU . Ate onions. feel bad

That new game 'Dishonered' is weird. All you do is play as an Asian guy who just doesn't understand math.

Today is the first day I've heard Paul Ryan and Joe Biden even speak. #mydickgottangledinmyshoelace

I'm just a 19y/o kid who wants to go to SF and start comediatizing. Currently rocking poverty @ community college studying CompSci