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Love this show. I'm really pulling for them to land in a populated area... because I think the only thing that could make this better is unannounced NPC character cameos from whoever happens to be at Earwolf during the recordings. Matt Besser in a Bjork voice as a tavern wench? PFT as a city guard who sounds suspiciously like Ice-T? Andy Daly as a gnome who lives in a hat on a roof? Endless possibilities for hilarity considering they're surrounded by the funniest people ever.

One thing I personally don't understand is the general acceptance some people seem to expect when they label themselves "a gun collector". I may be wrong (not being facetious) but I am under the impression that all handguns and assault weapons are designed strictly to kill human beings. I understand people use these guns at ranges on targets. But if your neighbor had a collection of guillotines in his backyard that he loaded with watermelons every weekend... wouldn't you be a little wary of them? Wouldn't the majority of people label them as somewhat scary?

If the gov'ment takes our guns, and satelites, and tanks, and fighter jets, and nuclear submarines, and special forces ninjas, and drones, and thousands of trained personnel how are we gunna defend ourselves 'gainst them Obamaniacs when they come to force us to do abortion and read books!?

The more I listen to these, the more I think an animated version of this podcast, ala The Ricky Gervais Show on HBO, would be unbearably awesome to behold. Like this but better

Ell Ryan keeps it interesting as always, and the Sir Robin Masters story was frickin' hilarious. I hope they get off these boats soon.

This is just what I needed to push holiday suicide thoughts off for another year!

I'm really hoping Katt makes a comeback soon, because I'm very interested to hear his views on global warming, the Higgs-Boson particle and smoking weed.

First DMX, then Dave Chappelle, and now Katt WIlliams. That Illuminati is some crazy motherfuckas!

Now whenever Ell Ryan speaks I picture a naked Stephen Wright followed around by a phantom Ted. Jerry is hilarious.

If I was an eccentric billionaire, I would pay for Wes Anderson to reshoot this thing scene for scene with Andy DIck as Lohan as Liz and Tom Arnold as whoever that guy is as Dick.

"The only thing that's fat is her weird, bloated face." Chip Gardner may have some stiff competition next non-election season...

The Unicron reference slipped past me on the first listen. Probably the greatest role of Orson's post-Masson career.

For anyone who hasn't seen James' classic Funny Or Die Orson Welles vid. THE FRENCH..... AHHHGGG.... the french...

Your band still owes me my deposit back

A Martha Man is definitely a mouth-breather and I applaud Mr. Posehn on his brave method acting choices.

I just experienced this movie and I have no words. Ok, the words I have are The Departed meets Training Day meets any movie Steven Seagal ever had enough sense to turn down. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-rJeEB8wWw

Just watched some of this and surprised it hasn't been done on HDTGM since it seems so perfect for the show.

Jesus lived in his dad's basement for 32 years, but I don't hear anyone labeling him as "undateable"

If anyone is looking for a non-comedian D&D podcast you can check out Critical Hit to tide you over between NP eps. I've never played D&D but as a big dork that would probably love to I've found crit hit enjoyable and informative.

An attractive lady burglarizing Andy Daly

There should be weekly guests who are forced to inherit the same evolving guest character throughout a campaign/season. For example, Matt Besser would inherit a halfling invoker with +7 to ass-eating from previous week's guest Lauren Lapkus.

Finally, an Earwolf podcast I can masturbate to.

Guys I was in the theater watching this with Mitt Romney and his wife and don't worry, he told me babies can totally shut that whole thing down if they're being sexed by a werewolf.

Lauren can you tell us any funny Joe Pesci stories from your Snickers gig?

I'd like to try Cialis but I don't have anything to transport my clawfoot tubs to the beach