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I'm not sure if you can convince anyone with that type of deepset apathy why it's important to vote, but good luck.

Victoria Jackson is an insignificant moron. The truly terrifying thing is that there are "educated" citizens in positions of power that share her insane beliefs.

Sorry that was a reference to episode Repeat Your Keyword. "Your name is Pikm!"

YOUR NAME IS PKM

True story. About two weeks ago the reasoning for the A in The Beatles occurred to me for the first time, and I felt really, really dumb.

U DONE BRO?

I just watched The Comedy and thought it was very good. I'm assuming most of the bad reviews I've seen online were written by college kids waiting for a Tairy Greene cameo or by dull people unfamiliar with awkward entertainment. Props to Tim for showing some acting chops on a level I never really knew he had.

Certainly no room for dick jokes on this podcast...

On the topic of getting I4H to the ears of a broader audience, Matt should do an episode of WTF perhaps. I'd kind of like to hear that anyway.

So how many fucking syllables are in a haiku anyway

I can sympathize with the guy from Mississippi not wanting to be constantly reminded how shitty his home state is, especially since this episode unexpectedly unearthed memories of the time my dad sold my bed, shortly before being gunned down outside my window.

Don't eat the brown acid. Apparently it was dropped in poop.

Angela's psychological issues may stem from having a micropenis, although she was recently swimming. Good show.

The whistles go woo wooooo

I rewound and listened to "YOUR NAME IS ZAZZU" about 15 times so far. That was pure gold, baby.

Harry Potter, tool of Satan. Good part starts at 0:20 and ends at 1:48. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNP52mHgbQE&feature=plcp

I initially thought the tink noise was the atheists tapping ash out of their weed pipe but now I'm not sure. That Youtube clip is both disturbing and quite famous, and apparently Bob is still totally oblivious to the fact that he holds the title of the world's current most famous copropheliac. If Bob was my neighbor I'd probably feel obligated to alert the authorities as a precaution. https://encyclopedia...a.se/Bob_Rehahn

After I left the prostitute, I felt empty inside... but the first ten years were magical.

This episode was totally excellent. I lived in Boca for three years and after awhile the iguanas are as commonplace as Hollywood squirrels.

Andy Daly, Paul F. Tompkins and Jason Mantzoukas would be a crazy fun show. Jon Daly and Ben Schwartz as well. And while I'm at it, Robin Williams. I was lucky enough to catch a surprise 2 hour appearance of his at Punchline in SF sometime around 2003(?) and Jesus Christ it was incredible to behold. The man might make some horrible movies but that was the single greatest performance I've ever seen in my life.

Comedy Bang Bang, the best five syllables since It's Not Rectal Warts

I don't even smoke pot but the pinpoint timestamping of that post made me pretty paranoid...

Wow. They could probably do an episode on this one alone. Good work!

4chan provides a pretty valuable service, if you don't have the cash to get Japanese girls dressed as sports mascots to puke in each other's mouths in person.