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I keep imagining an industry meeting where a country music producer suggests LL Cool J as a relevant voice of modern hip hop, probably after Will Smith and Humpty Hump didn't return their calls. Matt's reaction to the Radiolab guy defining improv.. the old adage "Don't believe everything you read" in modern context is "Don't believe everything you experience". People are totally bombarded with information from everywhere nowadays, in endless different mediums and from so many sources with different agendas, it is hard to know what's what if you're not an expert in the contextual subject matter. Modern technology has made it equally possible to spread information and misinformation faster and farther than ever before. I like this new segment idea a lot.

Subdued but funny Star Wars/Disney rant

I think Blaine is always in character, but Blackee Green is the type of pompous dbag that only speaks in the 3rd person.

Paul, If you're browsing for minisode content I'd like it on record that I fucking hate black dolphins and also Kylie Minogue has a great ass. Thanks

Ken's shirts lead me to believe he'd be everyone's favorite fun neighbor.

I have a question for Matt that's not UCB related but has had me puzzled.. awhile ago you were talking about seeing a big lizard in your backyard at home in Boca. Is there a Boca in LA? With lizards? Do you live in FL but commute to CA? What the hell is going on!? Thanks.

I'm concerned that our heroes are abusing methamphetamines, since they've had 6 hours of sleep in like 9 days, and am calling on good Sir Richard to stage an intervention.

Blatant insensitivity to the plight of underprivileged infants.

To be fair my last comment was me making an ironic statement. Snarky would involve me asking how we stop blowhards from soapboxing social issues on a comedy forum thread about 4 comedians dissecting a JCVD video game movie.

Someone call Jesse Jackson and tell him some greasy Greek Taliban looking piece of shit needs to make an apology.

If you think black weddings aren't regular just wait until President Barack Hussein Obamacare lets people marry Street Fighters

All valid points. But I'd still love to hear June's plot hypothesis, and then hear Jason mercilessly shoot that hypothesis to pieces.

President Barack Hussein Obamacare

Jeremy Irons truely gives a Cageworthy performance in this one. And anyone from Nerd Poker would be an awesome guest.

I never played the game or watched the movie and this one still made me laugh. Also I dig that they all jumped into a bonkers movie with zero point of reference. I would love to hear their reaction if they did the same with Final Fantasy:Spirits Within.

Now I'm imagining some twisted billionaire gambling club that recruits Craigslist hookers to play LARP D&D to the death on an abandoned freighter in international waters.

I am in the same boat. I enjoy this movie enough that I've watched it at least 4 times, but man I would love to hear HDTGM try to figure out what the hell is going on, because I still have no clue either.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me, and poop on my chest?

Would you guys ever consider recording a session completely shitfaced?

Great point! Like how the old man who runs the book shop with his twin brother nonchalantly lets a cigarette ash fall onto the cover of an extremely rare 350 year old book and then just wipes it off with his dirty old man hand. I know nerds who treat their 10 year old comic books like Indiana Jones handling The Holy Grail.

It's our solemn duty as "the internet" to provoke as many entertaining Amarth murders as we can.

Ha! I did watch it last night, but I've seen it a few times before. I have Verizon cable and it's on demand on Showtime or Cinemax this month.

I've been hoping for other comedian cameos as well. Paul F. Tompkins as a city guard that sounds a lot like Iced-T, please. Or James Adomian as a wizard that sounds like Huell Howser. Then again the room they're in looks hella crowded as it is.

I've never played D&D either, but Nerd Poker and a few other podcasts piqued my interest enough that I decided to visit my local gaming shop recently. Upon arrival, I walked directly into the middle of a shouting match between two young Asian college students and what I can only describe as a 400lb version of Dave Grohl with a severe limp. They were arguing about the interior size of Doctor Who's Tardis. I left before things got violent. Try MeetUp.com for a group, or these guys are 30mins from St. Louis and can probably help you locate some local players: http://www.fantasyshoponline.com/