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(spoiler) She wears a little thimble on the stub.

I think they're better off staying away from intentional comedy. The comedy episodes they've done in the past, like The Love Guru, don't strike the same chords as when they're analyzing a unintentionally hilarious performance, like everyone in The Wicker Man, or just a crazy movie altogether like Crank or Sleepaway Camp.

Hey Sark not really a question but a statement. You should consider doing a standalone Earwolf podcast (in addition to NP). You already have a built in audience of raving internet fans and it would be funny as hell. Ok bye.

Earwolf clearly draws the line at dildo bongs.

Isn't Scott partially bicoastal? Why doesn't he record a CBB on an airplane? Then he could say he's sick of these motherfuckin' breaks on this motherfuckin' plane.

Do you guys think there's a porno called Stop Or My Mom Will Squirt? If not that's a pretty great porno name up for grabs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hqNRT6yOaZg

Sequel to Purple Rain. Nominated for five Razzies including Worst Picture, Worst Actor (Prince), Worst Director (Prince), Worst Screenplay (Prince) and Worst New Star (Ingrid Chavez). The guest suggestion is of course Scott Aukerman, the original Princehead. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIvPmwse0Iw

Absolutely epic.

Sonny Bono owes his oboes to Bonobos!

Man I'm really going to miss Inbox and I hope Mr. Sark stays in the public eye!

Are you living in Japan now?

Dafuq http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljEC7HKbP0g

Here's some more Blaine for his fans. He wings a Stone Cold Steve Austin joke in this that made coffee come out of my nose. http://probablyscien...-blaine-capatch

David: someone comes to your door and informs you that your former dire elephant has raped again. Go.

Oh, it's Rebecca Romijn-Stamos-O'Connell now, and they are friends with Jerry O'Connell, so this will probably never happen. Why do the hosts have to be so goddamned likable? You suck, hosts.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DE-a7WYJShE After some controversial choices lately, this movie is just a big dumb loud piece of shit that I think everyone could enjoy. - bad acting trifecta: Chris Klein, Rebecca Romijn(-Stamos) and LL Cool J - Jean Reno, as Jean Reno in anything that's not The Professional - a Nu Metal soundtrack - directed by John McTiernan?

My favorite thing about DGVP is that it's very easy to imagine Bill Paxton's character as an older Chet from Weird Science. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA9qb5C6rrs

Has Scott ever considered doing a mobile CBB outside LAX, to orgasmically fulfill the collective plane break lust of his audience?

Topher Grace was in Predators with Adrien Brody. While by no means a masterpiece, Predators was infinitely better than AVP, AVP:R and DGVP (Danny Glover vs Predator).

If I4H gets cancelled it's Matt's own fault. Nobody insults the Mississippi podcast demographic and just walks away. But seriously I think he was just screwing around and then threw in the Glengarry Glen Ross dramatics for kicks. I hope.

This will never happen. Everyone knows Paul and Wahlberg pump iron together.

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I hope so.

For a movie that includes a fight scene with Keanu Reeves, Gary Busey, Patrick Swayze and Anthony Kiedis, it turned out pretty damned good imo.