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    Knowledge of Final Fantasy wouldn't help at all with Spirits Within(aside from that one character's name.) I also don't think it really works for a bad movie podcast. It wasn't interestingly bad, it was just boring and nearly bankrupted the company.

     

    All valid points. But I'd still love to hear June's plot hypothesis, and then hear Jason mercilessly shoot that hypothesis to pieces.

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    another podcast that i wont mention AGAIN did this, kickstarter 1000$ to play

    fucking crazy 2 people did it

     

    Now I'm imagining some twisted billionaire gambling club that recruits Craigslist hookers to play LARP D&D to the death on an abandoned freighter in international waters.

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    I actually really like this movie. I think it's a really good movie, but I can understand people having so many questions about it. Even though I enjoy this movie I do think listening to an episode on it would be entertaining.

     

    I am in the same boat. I enjoy this movie enough that I've watched it at least 4 times, but man I would love to hear HDTGM try to figure out what the hell is going on, because I still have no clue either.

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    I think my favorite part about this movie is that Corso finds these extraordinarily rare, valuable, and/or magical books and handles them with all the delicacy of a college freshmen with a Biology 101 textbook. He drinks, eats, and smokes while reading it and turns the pages with all the care he might take with a phone book. This guy is a rare book collector? I mean, I know he's a douchey con man, but I still found it hilarious.

     

    Great point! Like how the old man who runs the book shop with his twin brother nonchalantly lets a cigarette ash fall onto the cover of an extremely rare 350 year old book and then just wipes it off with his dirty old man hand. I know nerds who treat their 10 year old comic books like Indiana Jones handling The Holy Grail.

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    I doubt they would ever do this movie but everytime I watch it I leave thinking "Wtf did I just watch?".

     

    -Who is Green Eyes?

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    -Why is the repeating musical theme comedic in tone?

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    -If Frank Langella was willing to kill everyone for the other books why even send Corso at all?

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    -How did the black albino not notice a red Ferrari tailing him for hours on an empty highway?

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    -Why does Green Eyes use kung fu?

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    -Who killed Bernie and hung him up like the engraving?

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    -Are the chefs seen in the mansion kitchen part of some Satanic orgy catering service?

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    -Who could maintain an erection while banging an obvious demon outside of a burning castle?

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    -Did none of the cult members notice Green Eyes FLYING down to Corso in the mansion?

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    -Why doesn't the manly French secretary tell the police Corso murdered her boss?

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    -Did God try to kill Corso with the falling scaffolding? Can't God just kill whoever he wants whenever?

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    -Wouldn't Corso ask "wtf is wrong with your weird eyes?" at some point?

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    -Are the book store twins one actor in horrible split screen?? Why??

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    -Why would Corso leave Green Eyes alone in the car at the last gas station after her other vanishing acts?

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    -Why does Corso run down steps to escape the albino and then walk up the next steps about ten feet away to the same street the albino was on?

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    -Green Eyes stops Corso from saving Lena Olin from Frank Langella because "he just committed a murder in public. Now you're off the hook for the other murders." WHO THE FUCK IS GOING TO CALL THE POLICE FROM AN ELITE BILLIONAIRE SATANIC SEX ORGY??? And if Green Eyes is helping Corso go through the Ninth Gate why the fuck would she care about his police entanglements? Do arrest warrants carry over to Hell??

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    -Wtf happens at the end????

     

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T5mhtHf8T4

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    I've been hoping for other comedian cameos as well. Paul F. Tompkins as a city guard that sounds a lot like Iced-T, please. Or James Adomian as a wizard that sounds like Huell Howser.

     

    Then again the room they're in looks hella crowded as it is.

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    I've never played D&D either, but Nerd Poker and a few other podcasts piqued my interest enough that I decided to visit my local gaming shop recently. Upon arrival, I walked directly into the middle of a shouting match between two young Asian college students and what I can only describe as a 400lb version of Dave Grohl with a severe limp. They were arguing about the interior size of Doctor Who's Tardis. I left before things got violent.

     

    Try MeetUp.com for a group, or these guys are 30mins from St. Louis and can probably help you locate some local players:

     

    http://www.fantasyshoponline.com/

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