wyldride

Actually a title card does explain how this got made (profit motive), and it's intentionally bad, but still. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIcxow4TYbI&feature=player_detailpage#t=275s

A crazy movie, but the best part is an exchange of the form: "Say, what are you doing here?" "What are you doing here." Which prompted us to start responding to every sentence starting with Say as though they were commanding us to say whatever followed the word Say. We made our own fun. (Nothing to do with the movie, but anyway)

Maybe it's brain damage from syphilis?!? It's not really diagnosed, or anything, but it does fit with the too much boning premise. *shrug*

So, I had a question about poisonous snakes, and meant to call the 1-800-PAUL-ASP number but it seems to be out of service. Can I ask it at PAUL-ASK instead? I guess not.

Apparently there was a stage musical based on this -- For some reason.

The computer is hit by lightning, and it has learning capability. Also, Lenny Von Dohlen spilled champagne on it while Virginia Madsen was playing the cello. I mean, there were multiple reasons for EDI to go strange. Still, the only way to win is not to stealth.

Not entirely sure what this was. George Takei as the voice of an evil rubber duck monster. Amanda Tapping spending most of the time in the bath. Kristen Kreuk as a robot duplicate who talks to the computer via Rs232 cable plugged in -- Somewhere. Billy Boyd as the paranoid captain. And Robin Dunne as the new guy mechanic. There's weird interdimensional travel and just a lot of the characters being strange. A lot of fun, but totally off the wall. I assume it's Canadian.

This wacky cheese-fest would be hilarious to mock. Between Brigitte and Ahnold, that kid doing karate in a sword and sorcery movie, some guy using a bone as a weapon and Sandahl Bergman doing whatever it is she's doing in this one, it's a classic. Crazy stuff.

Only good thing about the movie is Andy Taylor on the soundtrack:

I mean, I'd you're doing The Shadow and The Phantom, you've got to fill out the trilogy with The Spirit. That's bonkers to an insane degree.

Pretty sure the knife portrayed all the cutlery in American Beauty. You know, Social Network style with a bunch of doubles for the non speaking knives.

Mannequin 3: Man of Kin - The son of the leads from the first movie becomes a mannequin because, ah, reasons, and antics ensue.

And, while we're making some movies, why isn't there a porn parody of these movies called, as Steve suggested, called Mannequim about a Real Doll come to life? Oh, right -- Because that's creepy. Never mind.

"It's a do or die situation: We will be invincible!" - The Legend is Billie Jean aka "The give me my brother's bike back" movie.

They have a clutch that slips when the door encounters too much friction, causing it to stop or reverse.

That is, essentially, my point. Combined with the fact that movies so rarely focus on female pleasure, the one time it does is because the guy is crazy. Of course, she never really consents, either, so that's in line with standard Hollywood depictions of sex. I see what you mean, though: Consider "all about her pleasure" more of a figure of speech. The character is obviously only concerned with himself. I was really more focused on the message sent by the film makers and what they were depicting with that scene.

He was all about her pleasure, so naturally he's a psycho. That's one of the big, wrong messages of this movie. It's not hard to draw the conclusion that the movie telling you that female sexuality and pleasure is wrong. This has the most complicated age of consent algebra since Crazy Stupid Love (The babysitter has to be old enough to send nude pictures to the dad without it being child porn, but then she maybe passes those photos on to the son). We have to go through hoops to make the boy next door legal, but then, is hardware store girl legal? And if so, does that make her too old for the son? Makes that Transformers movie where the guy has a laminated copy of the age of consent law (even though the daughter in the movie is of age in the jurisdiction the movie is set in) seem simple by comparison.

The point is to suggest bad movies.

No, no -- Go ahead and buy Dragonheart: It's a pretty good film. Really no reason to do this movie.

So, hang on, a guy who built female robots and wanted to control the weather? Suddenly this is the fembot episodes of Bionic Woman and the Six Million Dollar Man!

So, Linda Thorsen (as Tara King) is the third female lead, and Joanna Lumley (as Purdey) was the fourth in The New Avengers when she and Steed were joined by Gareth Hunt as Mike Gambit. That'd be the series I'd be most familiar with.

What does the Fox say?!? He says, "I'm a canine, duh -- A dog animal. C'mon, I'm no cat. Geez!"

Hellman ?!? Well, he does have the real mayonnaise. There you go.

Oh, and we're all agreed that June is the Jason of the How Did This Get Made group, right?

Clearly Michael Fassbender should play Earnest in the reboot. Also, Rhonda Rousey should play Samantha Hell I the Frogtown reboot.