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Is it weird that I do my hair special 4 Game of Thrones? Actually, it's not so much the hair as the blue, tripartite beard that's a hassle.

"Here she comes now, hey, nonny, nonny. Shoot 'em down, turn around, c'mon nonny." #muchadoaboutsomethingorother

#shakespeareanporno Much Ado About Fucking

Sometimes when you try to be friends with a friend of a friend, they just don't want to be friends with you. Shrug. Nothing of value is lost

I hear George Lucas wants to do a special edition of Game of Thrones. It mostly involves Vader yelling, "Noooo!" & new dragon sound effect.

Well -- Let me know if there's any change in her condition. #GameOfThrones

Watching @MarianCall doing a bit of "karaoke" on http://t.co/rbHsDtEVR5 #loveandharmony http://t.co/XNvbYctPx7

Happy birthday @NikkiGlaser: http://t.co/leFjPx3s8z #justforfunskit #forentertainmentpurposesonly #pleasenowagering #gonnawatchhalfhournow

Canada, don't forget to set your video recording device 4 @NikkiGlaser's The Half Hour special tonight at 12:30am EDT on the Comedy Network.

So, somebody's started a KickStarter for The Guild: The Motion Picture, right? cc @feliciaday @GeekandSundry

Sometimes I like 2 listen 2 Whale song when I go 2 sleep. For example, Hobo Humpin Slobo Babe really helps me relax: http://t.co/NLLXcc9oPl

I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/EyC4wAjcB1 Chloe is a BLACK SHEEP (by Metric) Music Video Fun Time

So, this new movie "The Purge" -- Who's producing this? Landrew?

I can't help but think future generations will wonder why their ancestors fought a war over the soup supply&an insistence on good grammar.

I gots yer dragon right here! RT @iliza WHERE ARE MY DRAGONS?! http://t.co/zXcGFhE5vc

In his defense, Jerry comes from an earlier time. Heck, in his day, Jerry Lewis movies were still considered funny,

Statue of Limitations @NikkiGlaser @jennyjaffe http://t.co/Qd875kxevI

Sad Adrianna is sad! http://t.co/WyimCXyNQw

I just had to get popcorn out of my teeth. Picks or it didn't happen.

"No sugar tonight in my coffee; no sugar tonight in my tea." Coffee and tea in the same evening? Hey, Guess Who, pick a beverage&stick w/it.

Wait -- Who am I meant to be inside, again? RT @amyschumer tweet me a pic of you watching #InsideAmy http://t.co/o0Y1NVbY9n

May the Fourth Be With You: http://t.co/4yH8a1dHB2 #maythefourthbewithyou #starwarsday

"I hate the early bird." #firstwormproblems

Dude: Result! #soproud RT @cheezitslut "A photo of me in a bra holding a guitar got reblogged on a porn site. ... I’m famous!"

I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/UCFEHdvahR Game Changers - Lock Picking