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Things are ruff all Rover. RT @NikkiGlaser The dog days are Rover. http://t.co/1uFbXce6

I just wish I could get this one going: http://t.co/lTgGuOl3 RT @ActionChick Geeks and Gamers Anonymous @kickstarter

Nothing wrong with that: http://t.co/s7TY3AxX RT @mslayel Kofi is singing adele isnt he?

They emerged as the cast of Butterfly. RT @rikilindhome Whatever happened to the cast of Cocoon?

Don't say anything funny -- You'll just antagonize him. RT @CandaceBailey5 On my way to do Adam Corolla's podcast

Don't worry: The sunburn is on the backs of your legs--It won't show. RT @Veronica Forgetting to put sunscreen on the backs of my legs?

The internet thinks I'm from Montreal--Does that count? RT @iliza Is anyone in Montreal a fan of The Weakly News?

You can get a plain "what?!?" if that helps at all. #imconfused #dontknow RT @ClareKramer if you know what I mean! Can I get a what what?!

Good thing I didn't ask @twitter to verify me: I don't really feel like myself today. #alsoimnotfamous

"That's why I take Dickquil: The overnight 'so your dick can rest' medicine." RT @iliza Restless Dick Syndrome (RDS)

Extreme Pub-up! #closeuppub RT @iliza OK! What's THIS!?

"Life is like a box of chocolates. Feel free to pick through every last one for one that's to your liking." RT @iliza I found one I liked.

Underground in the London Underground. #ravolox RT @mariancall Still soliciting ideas here

It's a grand slam! #orothergenerictenniscompliment RT @iliza my tennis dress on today's #excused http://t.co/1VLlNwjs

Don't use that word! There's certainly no reason for you to be sorry. RT @cheezitslut Sorry, I mean, the cunt next to me

I see the Koreans have put their own twist on the Chinese swing. RT @pariskennedy I want this soooo bad i'm not even joking

Ah yes, of the infamous House Bolton from Game of Thrones. RT @aprilmacie painting my mom did of her and Michael Bolton http://t.co/9gGPLbSe

Is there a Heisenberg's uncertainty principle for Twitter followers? Sometimes it says I'm not following people I am and vice versa. Weird.

Dude, there's on crying in, uh, whatever it is you're doing. Seriously, no crying! RT @cheezitslut Dude with a neck tattoo just cried

Oh Bear Camp. I thought you said Bare Camp. You know, where you camp in a thoroughly cleared area. RT @mariancall That's right, Bear Camp.

Ted was a funny movie, but I wish that, instead of hiring the guy that does Peter Griffin's voice, they'd gotten the guy who does Brian's.

No one has to say it, but I'm gonna: What a boaring place to swim. RT @aprilmacie This boar loves to snorkle. http://t.co/1IKGLtuT

It'd be weird if they detonated the irreproachable ones. RT @KariByron Amazed @ how often the bomb squad has 2 detonate "suspicious devices"

She's from an earlier time when bags were considered head condoms RT @aprilmacie grandma insisted I wear a bag on my head when it rained

Egg donation? Plus, hey, maybe some cold, hard cash. Win=win. RT @TheDaniStew I hope I can get one without ever having a child