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Hey, if I can't show a bit of sideboob at the Oscars, I'm just not going.

Hey, radio ad, giving your girlfriend who loves to shop a gift certificate is a great idea, but you ruin it when it's for Jean Coutu.

Hire a bodybuilder so they can push around your gold vacuum. RT @natalimorris 24-Karat Gold Vacuum...wouldn't you just hire a housekeeper?

His mummy made it for him. RT @saraschaefer1 Sexy bandage dress

Hmm--Let's try it. "I'm so nothing else in my eye with you." Yep--It works. RT @iliza Getting something out of your eye is.

Hmm, that is weird. I mean, that should go without saying, shouldn't it? RT @amber_benson I do have access to an elf

Honey Boo Boo don't care!

Hope he and Blanche get along OK. It can be weird when there's a new baby. RT @iliza I'm really embracing him as my son

Hottest violinist since Vanessa Mae. RT @feliciaday EXTRA violin video http://t.co/hHmlgSsb

House painters? RT @aots Who needs paint when you've got light?

How about bagpipes? RT @jenny_wade if your band doesn't have an accordion, or a sitar, or a baby xylophone, or a pitched bass marching drum

How bad must your product suck if you have to make up a silly, imaginary product to find something that yours compares favourably to?

How come more video games aren't 2nd person shooters?

How dare they say nice things?!? RT @NikkiGlaser Even positive youtube comments make me furious.

How did you get a homemade iPhone? RT @pariskennedy Homemade iPhone porno = cool.

How expensive is Electoral College? Do I need a scholarship? How's their football team?

Hunan Centipede #weirdasianhorrorremake

I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://t.co/9qynsXkh The Church - Under The Milky Way

I asked Principal Snyder what he thought was behind the Cannibal attack in Miami. He suggested, "Gang related -- PCP." #MiamiZombie

I call it height washing. RT @sandeepparikh Isn't getting full-sized people to play dwarves in Snow White, just a little black-facey?

I can't believe we have to wait until November for the results show.

I can't help but think future generations will wonder why their ancestors fought a war over the soup supply&an insistence on good grammar.

I could certainly manage not contributing&being on tv without any reason to be. RT @aprilmacie could you be an honorary Kardashian?

I could tell you, but then you'd have to kill me. RT @oliviamunn who killed Rosie Larsen

I couldn't be more supportive of breast cancer research&awareness, but really BC? Pink wrist bands with orange pants? That's just wrong.