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Oh that Seuss&his nerds, no 1 would say. http://t.co/qeNM0E5Z RT @Rileah Of course it was! RT @UberFacts “nerd” was invented by Dr. Suess.

House painters? RT @aots Who needs paint when you've got light?

I can't believe we have to wait until November for the results show.

Use origami to fold it into an ice cream sandwich? RT @NikkiGlaser Do what you want with that information!

Recursive acronym: You only You only YOYO once once, and so on. RT @NikkiGlaser YOYO (you only yoyo once, bc it's boring/ kinda hard)

"How come my iPhone 5 pictures R purple?" "We improved the camera. It's clearer" "But it's the wrong colour" "But clearly the wrong colour"

Just so long as no more are made, that's just as good an excuse as any other. RT @ActionChick At this point in his life, is it too late?

I liked a @YouTube video from @geekandsundry http://t.co/2cTUKIpp The Guild - S6 Ep 1: Dream Questline

You eat whatever Tammy eats? RT @WendyLiebman Pescatarian?

You should at least carry a snake to make up for it: http://t.co/kn7Y0XXG RT @AmberTozer you disappoint everyone by not being a real snake

Go as Zooey dressed as Katy Perry. Or vice versa. It doesn't matter. RT @katetowne For Halloween I'm going to go as Zooey Deschanel.

I'll secure the windows. Done. OK, ready. RT @laylakayleigh Here comes bad me

I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/4VqKPgcT The Nick and Artie Show - Nikki Glaser (Part #1) - In The Studio

It's just like napping around. Or it would be if that was a thing. RT @NikkiGlaser I found my hell and it is mattress shopping.

They sell those in stores now. Some stores have coat in the name RT @iliza My losing my only coat in NY is gonna suck when I go to KC on wed

Wait -- Where are you inserting the clever hash tag? RT @TheDaniStew #insertcleverhastaghere

Can't wait for taken 3: this time is takeneringer RT @MeganNeuringer taken 2: now with 50% more takening!

Then there's the cover by HIM: http://t.co/IX5cICrn RT @AmberLily Wicked Game - Washed Out

What? No denim shirt or denim hat? Amateur. #mimblymademedoit RT @MaryPattersonB denim jacket paired w/denim pants http://t.co/fZjNI1wz

Yes, but I'm sure it's a co-incidence. RT @morgan_murphy you're dead to me

In France it's a prescription -- With cheese. RT @JennKirwin gave me a prescription for a Happy Meal

Right before he made Ace Ventura 2 -- But nobody did. RT @imaliwaller "Somebody stop me!" -Jim Carrey

And that was the end of your adventuring career? RT @oliviawilde At first I thought I had been shot in the knee by a stray bullet.

Well, not just bc I can. Mostly, but not entirely. RT @iliza Anyone else ever just f w people on twitter bc u can?

WTF TSN?!? You've got two channels, but you're delaying what people actually wanna watch to play the same thing of both fucking channels?!?