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You should try air: It's much easier to breath than mouths. RT @iliza I'm gonna say it, I'm a mouth breather.

Well, alright ... RT @SabrinaJalees I'm not interested in your video unless it's NSFW

"No disassemble Twitter Wall!!!" #aots RT @aots THE TWITTER WALL IS ALIVE!

Guess who's coming to Donner. RT @WendyLiebman Chopped with Jeffrey Dahmer, Sweeney Todd, Hannibal Lecter and the Bath Salts guy

Ah, I C U R an animal lover. #waitthatsbudgies #alexeisayle #didntukillmybrother RT @saraschaefer1 Strangling hookers #MentionAnAddiction

Han Looper shot first. #looper

That's my life philosophy. It works about like you'd expect. RT @iliza Isn't "suffering from delusion" the same as "ignorance is bliss"?

They need the real refs back so they can make bad calls like professionals. RT @cheezitslut YR replacement referees getting the spotlight?

You know how Nikki's slumber parties can get: http://t.co/eJHKWSql RT @WendyLiebman SLUMBER PARTY!

It might be this: http://t.co/BKO1wdcJ RT @WendyLiebman Muskrat Love “@DeepakChopra: Music of the cosmos is embedded deep w/in our souls."

In the Robbins cave. Just shine the Robbins signal and he'll come. RT @AmberTozer Where's Tony Robbins when you need him

So back to original versions, then. They were pretty rapey. RT @aprilmacie Fairy tales should be more realistic to lower girls expectations

So that's what that Soul Decision song was about: http://t.co/YI6TKsRg #gettingfaded @NikkiGlaser http://t.co/6HogAFJ9

Explains her patented passing technique: The baby bump. RT @NikkiGlaser Almost interesting! RT @usweekly: Kerri Walsh was 5 weeks pregnant

So they do prosper? See, I knew that expression seemed wrong. RT @cheezitslut Just got a callback for Cheaters!

Then its family will sue for wrongful shattering. RT @NikkiGlaser Great news! RT @OMGFactsAnimals If you drop a tarantula, it will shatter.

Did you win again? You really could use another mic stand. RT @saraschaefer1 Thank you so much everyone, I'm truly honored.

How dare they say nice things?!? RT @NikkiGlaser Even positive youtube comments make me furious.

Unless it's the Hair Club for Men. RT @SaraUnderwood If you are trying to fit in a club, just shake your head back and forth

I'm not familiar with that game. Is it like Frogger? Or more like Donkey Kong, Jr. RT @NikkiGlaser I want someone to Fruit Ninja my pussy

"I feel a great disturbance in the traffic." B. Kenobi RT @thegynomite LA is weirder than NYC RT @WehoDaily: darth vader...on hollywood blvd

So, it doesn't follow after Snoop Dogg&Snoop Lion? RT @mariancall Snoop Dragon is the next pokesnoop evolution.

My development was arrested, but I think it was framed. RT @WendyLiebman My development was arrested circa Madonna's Borderline period

Lavya from Hyperdrive. You'd be the only one. http://t.co/wdz4tS8k RT @milynnsarley trying to figure out my Halloween costume

That's how Scotty Anton means it: http://t.co/oKiqbg2Q RT @bifnaked When one says "Give The Clap" I believe this means "applause"