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wyldride
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I know a little German: http://t.co/dwCYlRnr RT @mariancall I seriously wish I could read newspapers in German
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Well, I wouldn't be able 2 keep calling her that, for starters. #meganfox RT @jackiemonahan how different life would be w/hammerhead thumbs?
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So, blah blah blah Chipotle, blah blah blah Ginger, is right out? http://t.co/lTgGuOl3 RT @pariskennedy Know a real Chipotle tweet when I C1
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Which sleep number is that? sqrt(-1)? RT @NikkiGlaser COMFY! RT @KimKardashian: Goodnight http://t.co/LyCef8Wg
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Well, my lips were chapped riding in a fast car&now U've given me 1 reason. RT @NikkiGlaser you this winter, maybe, now that U've read this?
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To be contrasted with the "Waltz States". RT @WendyLiebman The term "Swing State" sounds kind of liberal.
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Sure. Think of the children of therapists it put through college. RT @TheDaniStew Has couples therapy ever actually helped anyone?
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In Canadian Calgary, sun sets you. #thesundoesnosuchthing #thatsnomoon RT @NikkiGlaser RISE OR SET?
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Upside: It entitles you to wear a cape RT @morgan_murphy Oh no, just entered all my symptoms into WebMD & it turns out I'm "super retarded."
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We've been meaning to ask you: Please stop eating hotel room beds. RT @aprilmacie in to a hotel I get two beds. One for eatin'
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Nah -- That's just the farmer's market. RT @GeekandSundry We have already seen a Poison Ivy cosplay
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&U have 2 take a look, right? U don't wanna give the girl a complex RT @NikkiGlaser "Who cares about Kate Middleton's topless photos" "many"
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Ottawa? It's a silly place. Besides, it's only a model.
RT @mariancall house concert hosts in Ottawa
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Ah, so it wasn't something your neighbour filmed through your window then -- I take it.
RT @amypaffrath I'm commenting
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Or if they do, you can't hear them scream. Plus, who care what your Hoover thinks. RT @aprilmacie #FF's Don't happen in a vacuum,
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I love your early work with DJ Rhythmic Rob. RT @cheezitslut I became a famous rapper first
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Oh, like suddenly we can't do both? RT @aprilmacie I'd rather a man have herpes than wear a kilt.
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Moments after this was taken, everyone pictured took an arrow to the knee. It was most tragic. RT @thegynomite Skyrim http://t.co/GlHyky7E
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Only 250,000 if you put it in quotes. RT @SarahKSilverman There are 835,000 results for the search words "sock bun tutorial."
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18 months. Less would be presumptuous. RT @SabrinaJalees How long do you have to wait after birth to start asking your baby for rent money?