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I liked a @YouTube video from @nittwitstv http://t.co/mFRQBqQ9 #nitTWITS - Wreck League

I liked a @YouTube video from @nittwitstv http://t.co/wytqkxMwAj #nitTWITS - Gratitude List

I love movie podcasts, particularly bad movie podcasts. They seem to be doing well. I should start my own, after all it's the Richmond way.

I love sharking week! RT @Rileah What's the best thing about today??...If you answered mother fraking #sharkweek you'd be correct

I love when they do that song in a medley with Smells Like Teen Acne. RT @NikkiGlaser WHO DOES TEEN ACNE?! http://t.co/sn4uzv0D

I love your early work with DJ Rhythmic Rob. RT @cheezitslut I became a famous rapper first

I may be overusing the #citationneeded hashtag. #citationneeded

I never anthropomorphize the universe -- It hates it when I do that. Having said that: Lay off @cheezitslut you big meanie, #baduniversebad

I refer to mine as strays. I mean, in theory ... RT @cheezitslut If I ever adopt a kid I'm gonna tell everyone that it's a rescue.

I see the Koreans have put their own twist on the Chinese swing. RT @pariskennedy I want this soooo bad i'm not even joking

I suddenly have a better understanding of Jason Alexander.

I think he got a chabailout. RT @SabrinaJalees Has Chamillionaire filed for chabankruptcy yet?

I think it would be hilarious to be a panelist on the new Match Game on The Comedy Network bc people would be like "Who the hell is that?!?"

I think they were thinking of a different "ped" word. RT @iliza I know I'm a 15 yr old boy but this is HILARIOUS! http://t.co/Z7arF6Bw

I think you're meant to imagine the audience in their underwear, not have them imagine you that way. RT @saraschaefer1 matching bra/panties

I thought I was the official animal of Scotland. #citationneeded RT @teamunicornftw The Unicorn is the official animal of Scotland.

I use: "The top of the CN Tower." But any tall building will do. RT @MarianneSierk "What have you been up to?"

I wanna write jokes that others wish they'd written. My goals are posthumourous. RT @WendyLiebman my goals are posthumous

I want a Sleaze Steak http://t.co/8FWUFzto8p

I was feeling euphoric, so she left. And she took the last of the euphore with her. RT @AmberTozer If you feel euphoric at night

I was gonna do that, but then I remembered I don't like 2 Nordle. RT @iliza I took the Nordling Challenge 2day-that's what all that food was

I was gonna say: Vinter sounds like the chilly season for vampires. RT @iliza I didn't believe that "vintner" was a real word.

I was wondering how I'd know. RT @iliza That's how you know I like you.

I was wondering why they hold it today: http://t.co/YL8TpXAS RT @rainnwilson For all the women giving birth today, this is your holiday.

I wish people wouldn't anthropomorphise gadgets by saying things like "they died on me." Say, "they went to live on a farm" instead.