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I wanna write jokes that others wish they'd written. My goals are posthumourous. RT @WendyLiebman my goals are posthumous

Bare knee legal? RT @CarrieKeagan Bare knees http://t.co/H2YzLcHe

"There's Something About Iliza" RT @iliza My hair needs a wash http://t.co/gQtrZB7r

Like he isn't sexy already. http://t.co/qzkyMfLJ RT @pariskennedy "You are like a sexy little Yoda"

... And Lex Luthor. RT @SabrinaJalees America's greatest villains: Muslims, Gays and Obesity

Well, in a metric year, sure. RT @iliza 362 days in a year

Well it was a lot of milk&represented his family's livelihood RT @ZooeyDeschanel Wondering about the guy who actually cried over spilt milk?

Unless describing a Minotaur, in which case have at it. RT @NikkiGlaser Let's all simmer down on our usage of "amazing".

Hashtag humblebrag? RT @natalimorris Except the flight attendant thought I was their babysitter

Oh, like you've never had a bad day? RT @iliza they've been enslaved, starved and ruled by England forever.

I liked a @YouTube video http://t.co/ZbgUGQYr Star Trek 2 Official Trailer 2013 by NMA

A clear improvement over the original: Text My Spleen. RT @alisonhaislip Britney Spears has song called "E-mail My Heart".

Sold! RT @iliza more Blanche

And then it was struck with a chronic hysteresis ... RT @skydart I make two hot cosplayers go into a TARDIS together for seven minutes

Less a play, more of similar root: http://t.co/yWsuVK0r RT @amber_benson "excitations" in the song Good Vibrations was a play on excitement

You could try chicken strips instead. I'm sure they'd like that, just to change things up. RT @HannahGansen seeing me eat fish sticks naked

Especially so at least twice a day--Apparently. http://t.co/zxns9xnQ RT @amypaffrath its hot in here

You know drapes are a thing, right? RT @amypaffrath Whoever lives across from me sees me naked at least twice a day

Nope, specifically no colon. Also, no Star Trek, but that's a different thing. RT @ActionChick Maybe Star Trek: Into Darkness

I know: If cats can go why am I stuck here? RT @iliza This plagues me on a daily basis

I'll wash my hair 4 the both of us. Hope that helps--Even if it doesn't. RT @katetowne I am emotionally incapable of washing my hair tonight

If anything the asking seems like the least troublesome part. RT @imaliwaller Too much trouble to ask U to sign a confidentiality agreement?

1) Don't talk about Robotics club 2) White zone=loading/unloading Robots 3) No Robots in the red zone. RT @GeekandSundry 3 Laws of Robotics?

I didn't and there is, but I suspect they are unrelated. Correlation is not causation. RT @SabrinaJalees THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU

That's just short sighted. Crazy is a renewable resource. RT @katetowne Every one of my boyfriends ever