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U should cut that confusing subplot w/the goat RT @bonniemcfarlane My suicide note isn't quite there yet. Some punch lines still need work

A blooper reel microphones visible in shot? RT @OfficialKat Is 'Here Comes the Boom' a digital short?

I use: "The top of the CN Tower." But any tall building will do. RT @MarianneSierk "What have you been up to?"

.@alisonhaislip, but for some strange reason, she was Prime Minister of the Geeks RT @ActionChick who emerged instead as Queen of the Geeks?

Next reboot of the Franchise right there. RT @ClareGrant Of course I forced @SethGreen 2B the Joker to my Harley Quinn http://t.co/O1KsIfw4

Legit-I-Mitt: The game where civic rights battles you thought you'd won, keep popping back up. RT @morgan_murphy "LegitiMITT ROMNEY"

So, is Michelle Duggar's vagina sponsored by Paul Hardcastle? #nuhnuhnuhnuh #19 #19

Is this some kind of weird chest sniffing therapy? @morgan_murphy my therapist has a nose ring. it feels really good 2 get that off my chest

Favourite rabbit game show: "Who wants to be a million hares?" RT @iliza "I'm sorry, but you are the weakest Lynx"

Joan Rivers being awesome on the Nerdist podcast: http://t.co/iYIz5HcQ

"Well, how'd he get to be king then? Farcical aquatic ceremony?" #GameofGrails RT @laylakayleigh "my king is my husband' #GameofThrones

So you're not getting older, you're getting better--At looking your correct age? RT @WhitneyCummings 30 years of looking 53

I love movie podcasts, particularly bad movie podcasts. They seem to be doing well. I should start my own, after all it's the Richmond way.

Any other thing by the name of a rose, would hardly smell as sweetly.#stupidroses RT @AmberTozer If you sniff a rose and it smells like shit

They should do a reboot of the Herbie series starring Amanda Bynes. It'll suck, but she really needs a car that can drive for her.

OK RT @laylakayleigh Just shush and look pretty

So, how long has twitter been around and there's no simple "oops, I spelled that wrong, let me edit that tweet" option?

So Klout thinks I'm influential on the subject of "Pittsburgh Pirates". Didn't realize Pittsburgh even had a caming scene.

So they are arrestingly beautiful? #boo #hiss RT @cheezitslut The hottest chicks on tv are always cops who get too emotionally invested

You know, when they sell you Hallowe'en candy in August, they totally know you're just gonna eat that all yourself&buy more in October.

But this can often be a hard sell to the referee, though. RT @DFid You only lose when you quit

Well, he was portrayed by a dude named Caroll. RT @iliza Was Big Bird a lesbian?

This one?: http://t.co/iegJwkZ0 RT @saraschaefer1 NBC just compared Romney's entrance to a wrestler's entrance.

"Depends -- Who are you planning to ask?" RT @AmberTozer Can I borrow some money #ThingsMaleComicsSayToFemaleComics

Well, that just seems like a totally arbitrary rule to me. RT @ActionChick "I don't think I want you hanging out with strippers, okay?"