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wyldride
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Just happy to be part of the process. RT @morgan_murphy hey fellas most of your twitter profiles make me un-cum.
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Divorce is always hardest on the children. Well someone's children, anyway. RT @NikkiGlaser They say it's not my fault.
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Here's your 7 month chip: It's sour cream and onion flavoured. RT @saraschaefer1 I have been 7 months sober from diet soda
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Nope--You're good. Maybe with a dowery, just to seal the deal?
RT @TheDaniStew Am I too white to get in on an arranged marriage?
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"She's pretty&funny--I'd I'll do a pratfall 2 impress her." RT @alysiawood A man just smashed into a glass door...while checking me out
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Ignore it in favour of the brand by the name of "What's cheapest". RT @thegynomite What do we do about this?
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Well, there are a lot of them out there to choose from . RT @TheDaniStew Only an idiot would date me
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Just so you know: those are absolutely not the rules. RT @laylakayleigh "Also you have to vote or you can't bitch later. Thems the rules!"
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I don't think that's how Yavov Smirnov jokes are supposed to work. RT @RachelFeinstein in Russia ... "I want stack some pork in you."
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So you're not getting older, you're getting better--At looking your correct age?
RT @WhitneyCummings 30 years of looking 53
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I was wondering why they hold it today: http://t.co/YL8TpXAS RT @rainnwilson For all the women giving birth today, this is your holiday.
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Which became substantially easier 1ce Google existed RT @gracehelbig My 1 long-standing Labor Day tradition is googling "what is Labor Day?"
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Actor, rapper, club owner, solo porn performer. Quite the resume. RT @pariskennedy Simon Rex was in a rap crew
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If U made them&they made U, who picked up the middle&who made who? #acdc RT @SarahKSilverman Did U make mankind after we made U #DearGod
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Maybe you'll get reviewed by this kid: http://t.co/Qlimxbwk RT @iliza Yankee Candle front of candle picture photographer
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Well, you shouldn't leave them lying around where anyone can get them. RT @alisonhaislip stole all my friends
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Big, roughly spherical thing in the sky? Yeah, it's been there awhile. RT @katemicucci HOLY SMOKES HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOON???!!!!!!!
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"Oh, oh woah oh oh -- Caught in the battlements." RT @ActionChick Gaga sings, "Bad Romance," not "Battle Man's." I prefer "Battle Man's."
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The dentist probably ran out of the red pills and had to give you a blue one. RT @laylakayleigh coming out of The Matrix
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I'll have to see what I can do.
RT @cheezitslut All I ever really wanted to be was somebody's "old lady" in a biker gang
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Much better than my plan of stapling a note reading "Do no punch" to their foreheads. RT @aprilmacie remind men not to punch them