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wyldride
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Here's the thing about "manscaping": How do you get the little squares of toilet paper to stick to your junk?
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Or it already happened&wrapping early is your afterlife.#moreofanapresvie RT @feliciaday That means the apocalypse happens tomorrow right?
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Aooooo! http://t.co/wI1mrrKf RT @cheezitslut Fuck, Marry, Kill: Teen Wolf, Teen Witch, Teen Mom
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Or, at least enjoy the shade. RT @SarahKSilverman If you feel you're living in someone's shadow, you should move
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Well, you shouldn't leave them lying around where anyone can get them. RT @alisonhaislip stole all my friends
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Moon cameras add ten pounds. But in 1/6 gravity, you barely notice it. RT @NikkiGlaser Did he look fat?
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That's so she can sing from her diaphragm. RT @MinaThorne This girl singing karaoke's ... Yep she had no panties on.
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No, no -- Newcastle is a little further south.
#geordie RT @thegynomite All the babies in Scotland sound like Jordy
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"Not 2B confused w/Florence Henderson syndrome, where U fall in love with the actress who plays your mom."
RT @natalimorris Trending Show
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Since MTV Unplugged, everyone thinks the acoustic slide is more artistic. RT @imaliwaller Why don't we do the electric slide anymore?
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Just your followers. Bcc 4 every1 else RT @WhitneyCummings Replying 2 some1 on Twitter is like emailing someone&cc'ing everyone w/a computer
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Quick! Perform the ritual, lest it destroy the world! #cabininthewoods RT @aots Uh-oh. Someone woke up the #aots twitter wall!
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ASMR kinda sounds like what I get listening to certain music, or singing. Mostly down my spine. RT @NikkiGlaser New episode of YHTBT
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Glad youtube wasn't a thing back when I had four out at once in hospital. RT @laylakayleigh Dying of embarrassment
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I added a video to a @YouTube playlist http://t.co/9qynsXkh The Church - Under The Milky Way
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It probably would've had a more directed-by-a-zombie feel. RT @pagetpaget what if Bob Fosse had directed "The Hunger Games"?
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I was wondering why they hold it today: http://t.co/YL8TpXAS RT @rainnwilson For all the women giving birth today, this is your holiday.
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Umm--Uh, this might be awkward. See the Queen Mum's, uh...Uh, have fun in London. RT @oliviamunn I imagine the Queen Mum's gonna wanna hang