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What makes you think you'll like Stephen Harper any better? RT @Amber_Raynexxx Canada isn't all that terrible

We know she has the inevitable power walk down: http://t.co/Qw9fwmZH RT @ActionChick Don't know. Rose McGowan (planet terror) 4 Expendables?

Yeah, c'mon guys. It's not the special olympics. #ohright RT @NikkiGlaser AT them?? http://t.co/eRS3yJOb

Much better than my plan of stapling a note reading "Do no punch" to their foreheads. RT @aprilmacie remind men not to punch them

I'll have to see what I can do. RT @cheezitslut All I ever really wanted to be was somebody's "old lady" in a biker gang

And then it was struck with a chronic hysteresis ... RT @skydart I make two hot cosplayers go into a TARDIS together for seven minutes

Is it, "Ow! Stop poking me with that! Do you need a timeout?" RT @aots First rule of Toddler Fight Club?

The dentist probably ran out of the red pills and had to give you a blue one. RT @laylakayleigh coming out of The Matrix

"Oh, oh woah oh oh -- Caught in the battlements." RT @ActionChick Gaga sings, "Bad Romance," not "Battle Man's." I prefer "Battle Man's."

Big, roughly spherical thing in the sky? Yeah, it's been there awhile. RT @katemicucci HOLY SMOKES HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOON???!!!!!!!

Well it was a lot of milk&represented his family's livelihood RT @ZooeyDeschanel Wondering about the guy who actually cried over spilt milk?

I have a copy, but haven't gotten around to seeing it yet. Is it good? RT @iliza Anyone else see VHS?

I don't think that's how Yavov Smirnov jokes are supposed to work. RT @RachelFeinstein in Russia ... "I want stack some pork in you."

Just so you know: those are absolutely not the rules. RT @laylakayleigh "Also you have to vote or you can't bitch later. Thems the rules!"

Well, there are a lot of them out there to choose from . RT @TheDaniStew Only an idiot would date me

Ignore it in favour of the brand by the name of "What's cheapest". RT @thegynomite What do we do about this?

Not all the common, and rarely sensible. RT @Amy_Davidson Common Sense

"She's pretty&funny--I'd I'll do a pratfall 2 impress her." RT @alysiawood A man just smashed into a glass door...while checking me out

Nope--You're good. Maybe with a dowery, just to seal the deal? RT @TheDaniStew Am I too white to get in on an arranged marriage?

Well, in a metric year, sure. RT @iliza 362 days in a year

Time to get a new clock. RT @WendyLiebman So um what time IS it?! http://t.co/tbor96K8

Here's your 7 month chip: It's sour cream and onion flavoured. RT @saraschaefer1 I have been 7 months sober from diet soda

Divorce is always hardest on the children. Well someone's children, anyway. RT @NikkiGlaser They say it's not my fault.

Just happy to be part of the process. RT @morgan_murphy hey fellas most of your twitter profiles make me un-cum.

That's just short sighted. Crazy is a renewable resource. RT @katetowne Every one of my boyfriends ever